ploppert

When you think you're going to take a really satisfying dump but only a little nugget trickles out.

I felt like I had to take a massive shit, but all I did was ploppert.

ploppert by Jager947 July 29, 2016

plopper stopper 

Plopper stopper]-laying down sheets of toilet paper on the surface of the toilet water to arrest the backsplash on your ass.

Ever had to use a toilet at a not so clean rest stop. You don't wanna sit down and with the added elevation above the water you dread the caca water splash from the poop plop. Just lay down ample sheets of toilet paper on the surface the water to break the fall. That's a plopper stopper.

"Hey bro, that toilet was nasty. I put down a plopper stopper for sure."

"If you're going to use that restroom, I'd put down a plopper stopper."

plopper stopper by ED Gordo January 11, 2013

Crumple Plopper 

A Crumple Plopper is a plopper who dumps irregular and crumpled plops. These plops emerge slowly and painfully at first but then as the pressure builds they are finally boshed into the world with great force and gusto. Staining the pan's sides and spreading their foul and odorous miasma they eventually engulf their victims much like a big Welsh girl's knicker gusset.

My, my, is that an irregular and misshapen plop Sir Blundell Huge-Blundell? It looks to me as if you have been guzzling a gigantic curried gruffalo to produce such a Crumple Plopper.

Crumple Plopper by Anarcho-Capitalist March 11, 2011

plopper 

A poop, turd that falls and makes a distinct "plop" sound as it hits the water.

"Dang, water splashed on me after I dropped that plopper."

plopper by Fairmont68 February 17, 2013

plopportunity 

When you go to pee in a public bathroom, notice it's empty of other patrons and take a dump instead.

Never pass up a good plopportunity when you're out in public

plopportunity by TomatotheCat December 2, 2014

Water plopper 

When a poo is dropped that weighs more than the water but is not buoyant, it propels water into the air going straight up your crack thus cleaning your butt without the need of toilet paper.

Will went to the toilet and let out a water plopper, oops.

Water plopper by Badgerglue March 5, 2009

harry plopper 

The Pig off of the simpsons movie

U can take spider pig with you

He's not spider pig anymore he's harry plopper

harry plopper by dj-donny January 9, 2009