ploize

The phoenetic spelling of "please" spoken with exasperation in an australasian white trash accent.

Made famous by the TV show "Kath and Kim"

Kim "Gee, I dunno, do you think I can get away with this dress?"

Kath "Ploize, that dress hangs down so low in the back I can see your builders crack - and your back doormat could do with a shave by the way. I preferred the other one, it was noice, defferunt, unusual..."

by Jasminenz January 9, 2009

ploozed

Cummed or Jizzed

Dude, she sucked me off and I ploozed so hard in her mouth!

by Ploozy May 15, 2016

ploiter

To duff along and kill time at work, while doing nothing, but trying to create the impression of working

'Do you have anything to do this afternoon?' 'No, I will just ploiter along until home time'.

by Adetheshades November 28, 2013

Polizei

poh-leet-zai

Deutsche for "police".

"Polizei!"
-a terrorist in Raven Shield

by Dave September 10, 2004

Ploitering

(Verb) pretending to work when your not

He's ploitering

by Harden_soul June 8, 2016

Plopzerk

The name of someone when calles you a wazzok when you are not a wazzok and they are.

Person1: you are such a wazzok
Person2: says you you plopzerk

by Wordpersonrose December 14, 2019

Ploozer

Someone who is both a poser and a loser.

That dude is a ploozer.

by Buttpucker October 21, 2015