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1) so garbled, confused, distorted, or otherwise messed up as to be utterly unsalvagable.
2) so intoxicated as to be unintelligible or incoherent.
1) Your computer is plotzed.
2) Ralph got so plotzed last night that he couldn't even give the cab driver directions to his house.
plotzed by joeski April 1, 2003
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I was so scared I almost plotzed in my pants! I laughed so hard I almost plotzed in my pants!
plotzed by don d August 16, 2006
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Dude, she sucked me off and I ploozed so hard in her mouth!
ploozed by Ploozy May 15, 2016
Irish term for being under the influence of extacy, yokes
"Awww Man Lets get plotted"
Plotted by MARCOKAY1 December 9, 2008
when you and the mad cunts decide to get on the plozz and have a cheeky plozzing sesh on the weekend. All plozzing sessions must involve a bitta footy or you're a fuckin dogcunt. Nah but yeah at the end of the day just shut the fuck up before u get plozzed on you dog cunt.
gettin plozzed on a thursdee arvo karnt
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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