plotzed

1) so garbled, confused, distorted, or otherwise messed up as to be utterly unsalvagable.
2) so intoxicated as to be unintelligible or incoherent.

1) Your computer is plotzed.
2) Ralph got so plotzed last night that he couldn't even give the cab driver directions to his house.

by joeski April 1, 2003

plotzed

Yiddish slang for bowel movement.

I was so scared I almost plotzed in my pants! I laughed so hard I almost plotzed in my pants!

by don d August 16, 2006

ploozed

Cummed or Jizzed

Dude, she sucked me off and I ploozed so hard in her mouth!

by Ploozy May 15, 2016

Plotted

Irish term for being under the influence of extacy, yokes

"Awww Man Lets get plotted"

by MARCOKAY1 December 9, 2008

plozzed

when you and the mad cunts decide to get on the plozz and have a cheeky plozzing sesh on the weekend. All plozzing sessions must involve a bitta footy or you're a fuckin dogcunt. Nah but yeah at the end of the day just shut the fuck up before u get plozzed on you dog cunt.

gettin plozzed on a thursdee arvo karnt

by Plozzowski the unemplozzed cun October 27, 2021