The female in a group of mates at the clubs who is usually fat ugly or both that has no chance of getting the D so she does everything in her power to stop her mates from getting any too.
David: Ronan was dancing with a fly honey last night nek minnit he for attacked her meat axe shield.
Sam: oooosh
Sam: oooosh
by Bigdgtownnz June 07, 2013
1. A slang for condoms as these shield women from the ultimate STD(pregnancy).Eventually, pregnancy leads to birth. The disease is perpetuated through generations.
2. A type of personal armor carried on the arm, meant to intercept attacks, either by stopping projectiles such as arrows or redirecting a blow from a sword, mace or battle axe to the side of the shield-bearer.
2. A type of personal armor carried on the arm, meant to intercept attacks, either by stopping projectiles such as arrows or redirecting a blow from a sword, mace or battle axe to the side of the shield-bearer.
Hot blond : Ready for a steamy night Daya ;) ?
Daya: Let's do this
Hot blond:Don't be silly wrap you willy (use a condom)
*suddenly a ninja attacks Daya but the attack is intercepted by Daya's shield and the ninja is killed brutally by Daya's colossal cock*
Daya: Thank god i had my old roman shield.Oh yeah babe,have no worries i brought my penis shield along ;)
Hot blond: Good, now we can use them as water balloons at the hot springs tonight with my friends ...my idea of a steamy night ^_^
Daya: WTF =.='''
Daya: Let's do this
Hot blond:Don't be silly wrap you willy (use a condom)
*suddenly a ninja attacks Daya but the attack is intercepted by Daya's shield and the ninja is killed brutally by Daya's colossal cock*
Daya: Thank god i had my old roman shield.Oh yeah babe,have no worries i brought my penis shield along ;)
Hot blond: Good, now we can use them as water balloons at the hot springs tonight with my friends ...my idea of a steamy night ^_^
Daya: WTF =.='''
by zingeraddict October 01, 2011
Shield, n.: Something to Hide Behind
A shield is an object from behind which one strikes blatantly and maliciously before retreating again behind it to withstand the worst of an assault while he comfortably—and in relative safety—plots when next to strike. See Phalanx In terms to law enforcement, this translates as a malignant entity that betrays local, state or federal laws at the community’s expense, and then when retaliation rears up, hides behind the hard-earned reputation of his comrades in order to let the majority of the blow be lessened on the character of his colleagues, all the while, preserving his own. See Bitch
A shield is an object from behind which one strikes blatantly and maliciously before retreating again behind it to withstand the worst of an assault while he comfortably—and in relative safety—plots when next to strike. See Phalanx In terms to law enforcement, this translates as a malignant entity that betrays local, state or federal laws at the community’s expense, and then when retaliation rears up, hides behind the hard-earned reputation of his comrades in order to let the majority of the blow be lessened on the character of his colleagues, all the while, preserving his own. See Bitch
"You just hit my car!"
Man staggers out of his car.
"It's okay, I'm a cop."
"I don't care if you're a cop, I know you're not on duty--I can smell the alcohol on you. I'm calling 911."
"You see this?" off-duty cop shows his shield. "This says I can do whatever I want, and if you bother me, I'll call for backup and make something up."
"Bitch, call the cops! I'd love to see you explain how you're drunk ass just hit my car!"
"Who do you think they're going to believe, you or a brother? We take care of our own!"
Man staggers out of his car.
"It's okay, I'm a cop."
"I don't care if you're a cop, I know you're not on duty--I can smell the alcohol on you. I'm calling 911."
"You see this?" off-duty cop shows his shield. "This says I can do whatever I want, and if you bother me, I'll call for backup and make something up."
"Bitch, call the cops! I'd love to see you explain how you're drunk ass just hit my car!"
"Who do you think they're going to believe, you or a brother? We take care of our own!"
by DEV-il February 06, 2010
A shimmering blue orb that encircles a selected area. Repels physical objects and magic alike with the exception of silver objects.
The bullet passed clean through my Shield and exited on the other side.
"What kind of Shield do you call that?"
"They're using silver bullets."
"What kind of Shield do you call that?"
"They're using silver bullets."
by Kwing October 29, 2009
A TV series on FX that centers on a morally-challenged LA cop named Vic Mackey. But there's stories that focus on other cops as well in the precinct, besides Vic, which makes the show even more compelling.
It maybe a cable show, but you'll be surprised by the high level of intensity on this show.
It's TV-MA for it's brutal violence, profanity and moments of nudity and sex. Certainly one of the best shows TV has to offer.
It maybe a cable show, but you'll be surprised by the high level of intensity on this show.
It's TV-MA for it's brutal violence, profanity and moments of nudity and sex. Certainly one of the best shows TV has to offer.
by Kyle January 29, 2005
The triumvirate of Dean Ambrose; Seth Rollins, and Roman Reigns. (Two independent wrestlers, and one powerhouse with a great heritage that has proven himself.)
They fight for justice, and have been making waves in the WWE, taking out Sheamus, Cena, Ryback, and many other formerly untouchable babyfaces.
They fight for justice, and have been making waves in the WWE, taking out Sheamus, Cena, Ryback, and many other formerly untouchable babyfaces.
5 year old 'Damn! that stupid Shield just beat up John Cena. John Cena is superman! He is justice! They're evil!'
Smark: 'Well kiddo, you're going to have to BELIEVE IN THE SHIELD! Ha Ha Ha'
Mark: 'Yeah man, I mean seriously, I can't believe WWE haven't ruined the Shield yet, they've even beaten the babyfaces like Cena; Ryback, Sheamus and Orton'
Smark: 'Well kiddo, you're going to have to BELIEVE IN THE SHIELD! Ha Ha Ha'
Mark: 'Yeah man, I mean seriously, I can't believe WWE haven't ruined the Shield yet, they've even beaten the babyfaces like Cena; Ryback, Sheamus and Orton'
by The Abear 53 April 13, 2013
name: A surname (common: 1 in 5000 families; popularity rank in the U.S.: #580)
A kind, loving, generous family. A very friendly family, they will not hesitate to help somebody out.
A kind, loving, generous family. A very friendly family, they will not hesitate to help somebody out.
by Sumo no 5. September 17, 2008