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Paliza (Polizei): The First Martial Law Juveniles Release. 

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 341: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 343: Paliza (Polizei): The First Martial Law Juveniles Release.
Polizia is the Italian word for police.
va via, la polizia!!
polizia by onetouch September 2, 2006

Policeism 

An irrational fear or hatred of people who are Police Officers
There is a Policeism epidemic in Chicago
Policeism by Shoejr1231 October 20, 2016

Policeitis

A term used for irritating or provoking the police or a police officer. Similar to how arthritis is similar to irritation of a joint.
You better follow the instructions of the police when they pull you over otherwise you are asking for policeitis.

Politeified

1)It happens when you are on a first date with a person and they are just "so nice" that you are so scared and are convinced they are secretly planning your demise

2) When you are smothered by retail associated at an upscale clothing store because they think your spending tons of money there and kiss up to you HARDCORE

3)When someone you barely know pisses you off, and then it turns out that they were actually really nice and you feel like an ass...

3) When someone is just so nice to you, you are reduced to a state of shock...
"oh my god, he totally politeified me!"
Politeified by CatDiva February 5, 2010

Polizeichef 

German word for Police Chief.
Hillbilly is the police chief in the police station, he’s a Polizeichef.
Polizeichef by jillybeanapril February 27, 2023
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
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