“Hey man, how did it go with Martina last night?”

“Great man, she let me beef right in her Plooperton!”

“ No fucking way! Sucks to hear about her brother Martino though!”

“Yeah, he really shouldn’t have said beef splook”

*Dies*

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plooperton

a fool, someone who is foolish

hey oli! you really are a plooperton

I know isai :(

plooperton by JamesEnglish (The Creator) December 5, 2023

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Pooperton

Someone who poops their pants a lot.

Yo she is a Pooperton.

Pooperton by Bo Bo clear clew from tugerton October 17, 2022

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Pooperton

pooperton noun ˈpü-pər-tᵊn
plural poopertons

1 a : a title or status conferred upon one who defecates more than three times within a single day
b : the rank so earned, held only so long as the qualifying day falls within a rolling thirty-day period

2 informal : one who speaks of the achievement far more often than anyone around them would prefer

poopertonian adjective

// lost her pooperton standing on the thirty-first day

Pooperton by Bahusafoo June 14, 2026

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Pinky Plumperton

A title of shame given to any guy with nipples that are too pink to match his tan and with the nipples looking too feminine in their degree of plumpness.

The sloven shut in next door does nothing but play Halo and World of Warcraft all day. He's the Pinky Plumperton from the prophecies of old.

Pinky Plumperton by Wizard Toast October 25, 2010

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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