1 a : a title or status conferred upon one who defecates more than three times within a single day
b : the rank so earned, held only so long as the qualifying day falls within a rolling thirty-day period
2 informal : one who speaks of the achievement far more often than anyone around them would prefer
A title of shame given to any guy with nipples that are too pink to match his tan and with the nipples looking too feminine in their degree of plumpness.
The sloven shut in next door does nothing but playHalo and World of Warcraft all day. He's the Pinky Plumperton from the prophecies of old.