ploiter 

To duff along and kill time at work, while doing nothing, but trying to create the impression of working

'Do you have anything to do this afternoon?' 'No, I will just ploiter along until home time'.

ploiter by Adetheshades November 28, 2013

Ploutering 

Generally whilst muntered, on a hunt for nothing in particular yet looking for something of interest.

Hey Senga ya bucket, check that double dunted cunt o'er there. He's heavy oot oan day release doin' a bit o' pure mad ploutering!

Ploutering by Splocious January 22, 2012

Plonter

Plonter is a Maze kind of a mess,biding,having many knots.
Also, the plot became a plonter causing maze.

The fisherman made a Plonter while working with the ropes.
The electrician made a mess a Plonter in the lines.
The weaving girl had a huge Plonter in the weaving threads.
...can't clear that plonter.

Plonter by Shi Ouz October 5, 2005

Ploitering 

(Verb) pretending to work when your not

He's ploitering

Ploitering by Harden_soul June 8, 2016

Hairy Plotter 

One who is planning to shave or trim their pubic hair.

Josh: I'm thinking of waxing off the magic wand.
Buck: It's about time Hairy Plotter!
Josh: Silence "He who must not be wanged"!
Buck: Say what now?

Hairy Plotter by Mr. Softey January 30, 2009

Politerati 

The priveleged "insider" group of politicians and others who know the voodoo ins and outs of navigating in the political world.

George Bush and his powerful group of politerati spinmasters ruled the white house for 8 years, doing what they wished.

Politerati by youboob December 10, 2009

plotterdemize

The act of going along with a conversation between 2 or more people and not really knowing what they are talking about.
The act of going along with a conversation and not actually paying attention.

I was plotterdemizing the whole time you were talking about Homecoming because I didn't go.

I just plotterdemized my way through history class.

Sorry, could you repeat that? I was plotterdemizing.

plotterdemize by LRMey03 September 17, 2010