ploity

the little dangle of poop that hangs from your butthole after taking a nice crap. The little piece of poop that is very difficult to remove after a great dump. The piece of poop that smears in your butt when trying to get it out.

When I wiped my butt to get rid of my ploity it smeared in my ass.

A ploity is so hard to get out of my butt that sometimes I have to do an extra hard push of poop to try and wiggle it out.

She could not get the ploity out so she borrowed the dog's tongue for him to remove it.

by Dr. Hanomerg January 3, 2011

ploiter

To duff along and kill time at work, while doing nothing, but trying to create the impression of working

'Do you have anything to do this afternoon?' 'No, I will just ploiter along until home time'.

by Adetheshades November 28, 2013

ploitics

ploitical (a discussion or debate wish is ploitic by nature)

noun

activities associated with the debate and discourse concerning the organizing and managing of the community and all community functions and activities forwarding the rights and interests of the social group from a social and not political standpoint.

the debate and discourse concerning the organizing and managing of all social movements within the community is ploitics

by Baron Neville May 30, 2017

Ploitering

(Verb) pretending to work when your not

He's ploitering

by Harden_soul June 8, 2016

Facebook-ploitation

The act of shameless self-promotion and or exploitation via social networking the way Facebook intended.

The way Peter Wacker broadcasts every single insignificant event in his pathetic life is such Facebook-ploitation.

by Shzae July 21, 2009

Plooty

Polluted and Slutty.

Girl: Oh my. She is definately plooty.
Boy: Yuck. I'd never do her.

by vgoa April 8, 2011

ploxity

A girly way to say please. Often used in online chat and games. Similar to "Plz, Plox, Plx, or Pl0x".

I wants a mango, ploxity??

by Mejjers January 11, 2008