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Derives from the word diploid, calling someone "stupid" or "thick" as in they don't understand what is happening. If you call someone a Ploidy it has the same meaning, but in a friendlier way. It is nicer term to call someone a bit stupid, usually used between friends.
Wow, Mark you're such a Ploidy!
ploidy by Ploidy October 5, 2017
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A pile of bodies.
Damn, Jim. Thanks to that light machine gun you've got, there's a nice plody in front of the door.
Plody by DNI1311 June 9, 2009
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on the back of lay's potato chips bags there were "ploids" that you could cut out, and you could mail in ploids to get prizes, only if you saved like 100000000000+ though
"i begged my moms to get a costco pack of dorito fun sized bags cuz im saving up ploids to get a walkman"

travis: "woah where'd ya get the bike?"
trey "i sent in my ploids"
ploids by machawesometron5000 December 15, 2010
Ouch! I think my ploid might be causing my testicular torsion.
Ploid by johntypebeat March 30, 2021
the little dangle of poop that hangs from your butthole after taking a nice crap. The little piece of poop that is very difficult to remove after a great dump. The piece of poop that smears in your butt when trying to get it out.
When I wiped my butt to get rid of my ploity it smeared in my ass.

A ploity is so hard to get out of my butt that sometimes I have to do an extra hard push of poop to try and wiggle it out.

She could not get the ploity out so she borrowed the dog's tongue for him to remove it.
ploity by Dr. Hanomerg January 3, 2011
(PL-OH-DEE)

when you're watching Nickelodeon while busting a nut and you accidentally spill hot sauce on your nuts
"Dude I was just trying to have a nice night to myself...y'know, jacking off to Nickelodeon, until it resulted in a ploedy because I was eating popeyes"
Ploedy by Moolester Sylvester March 14, 2018
What Simon Cowell said '4 sure' sounded like on the x factor
you ploddy bastards u sound like a bag of cats being thrown against a wall
ploddy by denialtwist October 22, 2006
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