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A way to express being in a terrible situation. "Oh crap!" = "Ploipi!"
Ploipi I forgot to study for the test!
ploipi by pooch_gilbs September 18, 2017
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Piddle Plopping 

The act of peeing and pooping at the same time.
In order to save time in the bathroom, I started piddle plopping.
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ploitics 

ploitical (a discussion or debate wish is ploitic by nature)

noun

activities associated with the debate and discourse concerning the organizing and managing of the community and all community functions and activities forwarding the rights and interests of the social group from a social and not political standpoint.
the debate and discourse concerning the organizing and managing of all social movements within the community is ploitics
ploitics by Baron Neville May 30, 2017

Sloppy Ploppies 

Used actually in the plural context, sloppy ploppies are a bad case of diarrhea in which should not even be wished upon the worst of people. Sloppy ploppies not only is diarrhea which is brutal to have to begin with but on top of that you feel like a rainstorm of shit is coming down out of your asshole which is actually being called down by imaginary natives rain-dancing around a fire set on the hairs your choda & around the rim of your asshole.

So not only do you get the worlds worst case of ringsting, which makes it hurt so bad to wipe, you get the terrible plops which make you wipe 100 times.
"Dude, my asshole burns so bad, I feel like shit.. I had the sloppy ploppies."
Sloppy Ploppies by nick ruff October 26, 2005

Ploppin' A Nug 

Referring to the act of taking a minor dropping at an unexpected time.

The plop itself can only be determined by a legenth of less than 2cm and a radius of 2cm.
"yo, I've been ploppin' a nug daily since that day I ate your moms burrito. what was in there anyway?"
Ploppin' A Nug by Ploppin Hard July 30, 2009

Polipino 

A Polish Filipino, half filipino and half polish.
Adrian: Are you native?
Matt: I dont think he is.
David:I ain't no fucking native bitch. I'm a Polipino.

Polipino by J.K Rolling February 19, 2009

ploppin’ 

Sorry I’m late, I was stuck at home ploppin’.
ploppin’ by dan.thedongle February 16, 2019
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