plogan

It's when you see what you think is a really hot girl then when she turns around, she's actually a guy

Hey look at those hot girls on that tennis court!" "Wow, gross! Those are dudes! That was a plogan!"

by Logan's Chodehouse April 26, 2011

Pogan

When you poop blood

He took a pogan right after pussying out on a debate on Marxism. Rumor is he died shortly after.

by Kekman420 April 11, 2022

Plotanium

n. A material invented purely to further the plot of a story, without any regard given to its scientific feasibility.

Jonathan: So how did they turn the planet Vulcan into a black hole?

Richard: Oh, they used red matter, of course. Don't worry about how it works, it's 100% pure plotanium.

by therichardstill May 8, 2009

Plogman

Typically a person that is a little slow. Thinks that yellow cabs are called calves, refers to last night as yesterday night, thinks the word girl starts with a J, doesn't comprehend the concept of "NO FREE PARKING!!!, etc.... Basically a frittata

When you wear that helmet and like those windows you totally look like a plogman.

I'd sooner get plogmaned out here in the middle of nowhere than lose face in front of my friends and family.

by Jesus aka Christ July 5, 2012

Poganese

A language that often times references "cunt" in an Australian accent. The language is typically pronounced in a high pitch that is annoying as shit and only spoken in a yelling fashion. This language inhibits one that can't raid for shit, but thinks he's the goat. AHAHAHAHAHA POGIMON <3

Oii cunt, can't understand you with all that Poganese shit coming out of your mouth.

by J_Freakin_b October 18, 2018

Pooganis

A turd so powerful and big that you are sure it is going to make a huge splash, but instead it enters the water smoothly and makes almost no splash, just like an Olympics diver.

I just left a great pooganis in the toilet.

by Stephen M. Jenkins March 26, 2011

poganda

a filipino term to call someone pogi and ganda. pogi = handsome, ganda = beautiful
handsome and beautiful

Person 1: uy! that lalake there is really poganda
Person 2: what?
Person 3: omg! I agree!

by Night7593 May 20, 2023