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It's when you see what you think is a really hot girl then when she turns around, she's actually a guy

Hey look at those hot girls on that tennis court!" "Wow, gross! Those are dudes! That was a plogan!"

plogan by Logan's Chodehouse April 26, 2011

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Pogan

When you poop blood

He took a pogan right after pussying out on a debate on Marxism. Rumor is he died shortly after.

Pogan by Kekman420 April 11, 2022

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Plotanium

n. A material invented purely to further the plot of a story, without any regard given to its scientific feasibility.

Jonathan: So how did they turn the planet Vulcan into a black hole?

Richard: Oh, they used red matter, of course. Don't worry about how it works, it's 100% pure plotanium.

Plotanium by therichardstill May 8, 2009

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Plogman

Typically a person that is a little slow. Thinks that yellow cabs are called calves, refers to last night as yesterday night, thinks the word girl starts with a J, doesn't comprehend the concept of "NO FREE PARKING!!!, etc.... Basically a frittata

When you wear that helmet and like those windows you totally look like a plogman.

I'd sooner get plogmaned out here in the middle of nowhere than lose face in front of my friends and family.

Plogman by Jesus aka Christ July 5, 2012

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Poganese

A language that often times references "cunt" in an Australian accent. The language is typically pronounced in a high pitch that is annoying as shit and only spoken in a yelling fashion. This language inhibits one that can't raid for shit, but thinks he's the goat. AHAHAHAHAHA POGIMON <3

Oii cunt, can't understand you with all that Poganese shit coming out of your mouth.

Poganese by J_Freakin_b October 18, 2018

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Pooganis

A turd so powerful and big that you are sure it is going to make a huge splash, but instead it enters the water smoothly and makes almost no splash, just like an Olympics diver.

I just left a great pooganis in the toilet.

Pooganis by Stephen M. Jenkins March 26, 2011

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poganda

a filipino term to call someone pogi and ganda. pogi = handsome, ganda = beautiful
handsome and beautiful

Person 1: uy! that lalake there is really poganda
Person 2: what?
Person 3: omg! I agree!

poganda by Night7593 May 20, 2023

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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