Plogman

Typically a person that is a little slow. Thinks that yellow cabs are called calves, refers to last night as yesterday night, thinks the word girl starts with a J, doesn't comprehend the concept of "NO FREE PARKING!!!, etc.... Basically a frittata
When you wear that helmet and like those windows you totally look like a plogman.

I'd sooner get plogmaned out here in the middle of nowhere than lose face in front of my friends and family.
by Jesus aka Christ July 05, 2012
mugGet the Plogmanmug.