Plogman 

Typically a person that is a little slow. Thinks that yellow cabs are called calves, refers to last night as yesterday night, thinks the word girl starts with a J, doesn't comprehend the concept of "NO FREE PARKING!!!, etc.... Basically a frittata

When you wear that helmet and like those windows you totally look like a plogman.

I'd sooner get plogmaned out here in the middle of nowhere than lose face in front of my friends and family.

Plogman by Jesus aka Christ July 5, 2012

Giovanna Plowman

A girl who decided it was a great idea to eat a tampon and record it for all of the internet to see.

Friend 1 : Did you see the video of Giovanna Plowman?
Friend 2 : EW! Don't talk about that tampon sucker!

Giovanna Plowman by TRD19 January 21, 2013

Plodman 

The man who Plods endlessly onward, with no basic aim or principle.
His only real motivation and interest is food, and the possibility of knocking something/someone smaller than himself over.

"Hey Plodman, watch the beef!"
"Plodman, stop walking into things and destroying them"

Plodman by Loz Cook September 21, 2005

progmantic 

A progmantic is someone who is a romantic at heart but has a realistic view of love and goes about finding it in a pragmantic way, aware that fairytale romances are not readily available these days.

I'm a modern-day Sleeping Beauty, I don't believe Prince Charming will bring me back to life with a kiss (unless he's a first-aid worker); and in my experience the prince turns into a toad when you kiss him rather than the other way around. My idea of being good in bed isn't lying in bed for a hundred years waiting for Prince Charming to ride up on a white horse but I'll be happy if he turns up tomorrow in a convertible with red roses, chocolate and gorgeous stilettoes to take me out to dinner!
I'm a progmantic.

progmantic by princessetamtam March 23, 2009

Plowman 

Man who plows something, snow, dirt, women, etc.

Ex.1. Jeremy plowed me this morning!
2. That Jeremy my plowman really knows how to plow my driveway.
3. Jeremy is so good with his plow, he didn't hurt my bushes, petals, or my ditch!

Plowman by Plow guys buddy! lol March 12, 2014

Plowman's Handy

A two-handed hand-job prior to which the giver spits on both palms, as if about to till a field.

She had just gotten her wisdom teeth removed so she gave me a plowman's handy - next best thing.

Plowman's Handy by Whitro March 30, 2009

Plowman Special 

The Plowman Special can be anything as long as its based from fecal matter.

Darwin: Yo I just saw some guy making a Plowman Special
Rychard Time: Yooooo!!!!

Plowman Special by glikber December 16, 2022