Pooganis

A turd so powerful and big that you are sure it is going to make a huge splash, but instead it enters the water smoothly and makes almost no splash, just like an Olympics diver.

I just left a great pooganis in the toilet.

by Stephen M. Jenkins March 26, 2011

Poorganised

Never being prepared for something, but usually declaring to others that you've got everything you need.

Looks like Jared forgot his wallet again. I guess I'm going to have to cover it, even though tonight was 'on him'. Man, that dude is so poorganised...

by Lexodus August 4, 2010

Poowanise

To transfer something into the state of being a poowan.

Hey dude, look at that guy over there. I'm totally gonna poowanise him.

by Willeth Slatter April 14, 2019

poonanist

A poet who enjoys writing about the odd breed of ass and pussy smelling people

"When I grow up I want to be a lawyer"
"I want to be a judge"
"I want to be a Poonanist.Bitch!"

by josh February 7, 2003

Poganism

A poganism is a platitude uttered in total sincerity from a place of social ineptitude whereby said utterance is widely construed as humorous due to its inherent ridiculousness.

Saying "Can't we all just get along?" At one of the beheadings during the french revolution is a poganism.

by TeeArEn April 30, 2021

Poogans

An animal of the canine variety.

Aww, look at that cute poogans over there!

by AKnight27 June 20, 2009

poonanist

a person who reeks of rotten pussy or a odd breed of ass

Trent Flemings is the perfect example
"Damn you poonanist.Shower"
"I did this morning"
"Damn!"

by josh February 7, 2003