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I laughed so hard at her joke that I ploaned.
Ploan by Dr. Hubert Ploan June 14, 2018
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When discussing a plan that has no real planning behind it. Or a lack of effort in organising.
What's the ploan for camping this weekend?

At this stage beers then try to pitch a tent?
Ploan by DooDooAids March 26, 2024

I have a plan 

Something one says when they have a plan to become mango harvesters in Tahiti.
Guy 1 : I have a plan.
Guy 2 : where have I heard that before?
Guy 1 : all we need is money, and we’ll be harvesting mangos in Tahiti.

Dream plan 

A compound word that describes a future journey that recognises the similarities between dreaming and planning to achieve a mutually desired outcome.

It is a cognitive approach whereby two different people can visualise a fixed point in the future, but also remain playful with it to establish a route to achieving their objective.

When the concepts of dreaming and planning come together, the resulting dream plan is formed.
Whereas Susie prefers to establish a fixed plan as to how she will eventually meet Stuart, he endeavours to make his dreams of meeting Susie come true. Together they dream planned their future that was their destiny.
Dream plan by Sharkey & Bubbles March 5, 2022
Dutch needs 1 more score for his plan to work you just need more faith
Planck distance is the distance between 2 atoms colliding with eachother. Also known to be the smallest distance in space.
Damn, have you seen the size of Shahans D? It's as small as planck.
planck by Ankharet September 18, 2014
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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