plivit
A sock containing a turd that has nuts and corn in it, with a hole strategically in the toe of the sock, allowing the crap to splat out on the victim who is hit with it.
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Chai Pivit
loosely translated as "want tea ?". However, this phrase is a multifaceted phrase which if used appropriately, can be used in many different scenarios; namely as a chat up line (to offer chai) or to dismiss a situation (to have suffered a chai pivit moment).
Like many arts, utilising the correct chai pivit phrase in different situations takes time, patience and perseverance.
Like many arts, utilising the correct chai pivit phrase in different situations takes time, patience and perseverance.
Example 1 - chat up line
Man - Masi, Chai piVit ?
Masi - no thank you, my husband fed me chai this morning. Another time perhaps.
Example 2 - dismissing a situation.
(moments after example 1)
Mans best friend : Dude, did that line work on masi ?
Man : just let it go man, it was a proper chai pivit moment, I much rather not think about it.
Man - Masi, Chai piVit ?
Masi - no thank you, my husband fed me chai this morning. Another time perhaps.
Example 2 - dismissing a situation.
(moments after example 1)
Mans best friend : Dude, did that line work on masi ?
Man : just let it go man, it was a proper chai pivit moment, I much rather not think about it.
Chai Pivit by Abu B Sal October 2, 2009
plicit
Harry: Hey, did you know that Jonas Brother has a song that is actually good?
Phil: No, that's a plicit.
Phil: No, that's a plicit.
plicit by CaPsLoCk_is_my_BEST_Friend November 2, 2009
plavitch
Hipster #1: Did you get your assignment for gender studies?
Hipster #2: Yeah, and it was a plavitch.
Hipster #2: Yeah, and it was a plavitch.
plavitch by Homer Fezzenden March 31, 2008