Gerald's definitions

Squirrel Master

1. the master of all squirrels
2. the proper name for a ferret
3. a particularly bad chest and tooth infection which causes hair growth of a rapid rate from the anus.

I ate a squirrel master once and now im a ferret.

by Gerald November 28, 2003

evil

George W. fucking Bush!!!!

George W. is evil gay wad!!!

by Gerald June 18, 2006

stebbings

wierd tall ginger freak who is a merge between hitler and napolian

for gods sake stebbings get a wash

by gerald March 9, 2005

Shnigglebots

1. a shiney apple flavoured dance shaped like a sixpence used to buy taxi rides with small pot doll clowns.
2. currency used in lesser nations e.g.London, Cambridge and many other place where only the Queens' english is spoken, because they haven't learnt how to use an accent.

-how much is that doggy in the windoe?
-17 shnigglebots and one squirrel master por favor

by Gerald November 28, 2003

saritte

a beer slut; someone who, while intoxicated, performs intimate sexual acts with members of the same sex and/or other random people

kevin got on riss last night! what a saritte!

by gerald July 31, 2004

Macro

A large Hoe, or a hoe with large breasts or a large ass.

" Yo Mike, check them breasts on that macro."

by Gerald January 12, 2005

free speech

An American right, mentioned in the U.S Constitution in the first amendment,that prevents congress from prohibiting the freedom of speech, or of the press;as well as several other rights.

Free speech is perishing in public schools.

by Gerald July 12, 2006