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mr.pleatink 

older than the universe itself, with a receding hairline of 10 meters per second he is the most aged teacher you will ever meet in your lifetime.
often likes to joke around with the kids and teachers them to yell HOMICIDE in the halls
only wears black or blue jeans with a polo shirt and 10$ Walmart shoes

(btw I know the guy and this is a joke, if you see this mr.pleatink... have a good day >:)
"YO GUYS ITS MR.PLEATINK, OOOOLLLLLLDDDDDD"
*when you see him in the hallways*: "HOMICIDE! HOMICIDE! HOMICIDE! HOMICIDE!"
mr.pleatink by Lt.CouchCammander October 9, 2022
A fold of definite, even width made by doubling cloth or the like upon itself and pressing or stitching it in place. Also known as pleats. These types of pants went out-of-style in early 1952.
Did you see the pleatisis that Brett was wearing today?
Pleatisis by jchilla April 22, 2011

Pleatosis 

Pleatosis is a metabolic state characterised by raised levels of pleatone bodies in a patient, which is typical in conditions such as diapleates and chronic noosing syndrome.

Pleatones are the product of broken down brain cells, which the body metabolises as energy.
Howard was exhausted after work so he put Netflix on for 9 hours straight, and his body entered pleatosis.

His mouth hung wide open while his brain cells were metabolised for energy.
Pleatosis by Count Noosula March 26, 2020

Plyatism 

The art of creating paintings without the use of brushes.
A series of brightly colored plyatism paintings by local artists will be on display at this location from July 17 to August 31.
Plyatism by navifrase July 15, 2016
Seems like a greek god, every girl loves him , wants to f* and a good relationship . Girls describe him as cool,daddy,sexy,sugar daddy , strong ,fucker and smart . Every girl want him and all guys are angry about it
Platis is too sexy , like I want him to f* me too hard.
Platis by A Greek God November 20, 2021
The thin, sensitive ring of skin around the entrance to the vagina. Located outside of the body, posterior to the labia and anterior to the chode.
"My girlfriend doesn't like it when I play with her pleotis after rough sex."
pleotis by Steve and Glen July 18, 2007
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fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026
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