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asking someone to suck your penis.
stands for: please suck my penis.
Pleatis?

BROOKE, ALICIA, and KRISTA,
pleatis?
pleatis by Pleatis???? February 9, 2008
Words you can keep

mr.pleatink 

older than the universe itself, with a receding hairline of 10 meters per second he is the most aged teacher you will ever meet in your lifetime.
often likes to joke around with the kids and teachers them to yell HOMICIDE in the halls
only wears black or blue jeans with a polo shirt and 10$ Walmart shoes

(btw I know the guy and this is a joke, if you see this mr.pleatink... have a good day >:)
"YO GUYS ITS MR.PLEATINK, OOOOLLLLLLDDDDDD"
*when you see him in the hallways*: "HOMICIDE! HOMICIDE! HOMICIDE! HOMICIDE!"
mr.pleatink by Lt.CouchCammander October 9, 2022
A fold of definite, even width made by doubling cloth or the like upon itself and pressing or stitching it in place. Also known as pleats. These types of pants went out-of-style in early 1952.
Did you see the pleatisis that Brett was wearing today?
Pleatisis by jchilla April 22, 2011

Pleatosis 

Pleatosis is a metabolic state characterised by raised levels of pleatone bodies in a patient, which is typical in conditions such as diapleates and chronic noosing syndrome.

Pleatones are the product of broken down brain cells, which the body metabolises as energy.
Howard was exhausted after work so he put Netflix on for 9 hours straight, and his body entered pleatosis.

His mouth hung wide open while his brain cells were metabolised for energy.
Pleatosis by Count Noosula March 26, 2020

Plyatism 

The art of creating paintings without the use of brushes.
A series of brightly colored plyatism paintings by local artists will be on display at this location from July 17 to August 31.
Plyatism by navifrase July 15, 2016
Seems like a greek god, every girl loves him , wants to f* and a good relationship . Girls describe him as cool,daddy,sexy,sugar daddy , strong ,fucker and smart . Every girl want him and all guys are angry about it
Platis is too sexy , like I want him to f* me too hard.
Platis by A Greek God November 20, 2021
The thin, sensitive ring of skin around the entrance to the vagina. Located outside of the body, posterior to the labia and anterior to the chode.
"My girlfriend doesn't like it when I play with her pleotis after rough sex."
pleotis by Steve and Glen July 18, 2007
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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