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Pleatosis 

Pleatosis is a metabolic state characterised by raised levels of pleatone bodies in a patient, which is typical in conditions such as diapleates and chronic noosing syndrome.

Pleatones are the product of broken down brain cells, which the body metabolises as energy.
Howard was exhausted after work so he put Netflix on for 9 hours straight, and his body entered pleatosis.

His mouth hung wide open while his brain cells were metabolised for energy.
Pleatosis by Count Noosula March 26, 2020
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platonish 

An expression for the relationship which pretends to have no chemistry.
Ted : Robin and I are platonish, I think.
platonish by ipikapikayou May 31, 2014
A fold of definite, even width made by doubling cloth or the like upon itself and pressing or stitching it in place. Also known as pleats. These types of pants went out-of-style in early 1952.
Did you see the pleatisis that Brett was wearing today?
Pleatisis by jchilla April 22, 2011
Halitosis of the pussy (vagina). When someone with halitosis gives a woman head and makes a woman’s vagina smell cause their breath was so terrible.
She must have gingavaginitis cause I can smell the Patosis from here!
Patosis by Mean Mina November 26, 2018

Patatosis 

Enfermedad originada en Titirilquen, Chile

Sus sintoma son:
Pelotudez extrema
Olvidarse de cosas estupidas
Cambios de animo constantes


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Todo indica que tiene PATATOSIS

platonisexual 

Someone for whom there is no difference between platonic and sexual emotions
The term platonisexual is for someone for whom there is no difference between platonic and sexual emotions
platonisexual by DracoCharmer September 8, 2018
asking someone to suck your penis.
stands for: please suck my penis.
Pleatis?

BROOKE, ALICIA, and KRISTA,
pleatis?
pleatis by Pleatis???? February 9, 2008