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Unintentional pleasurement 

When you set your phone on or next to your dick or vagina, and somebody starts spamming you causing you to be unintentionally pleasured.
Hey bro what's going on?

I just got unintentional pleasurement!
Sweet !

pleasureman 

Gunther is the pleasureman who wants only love champagne glamour and RESPECT and to sexualize the world.
go pleasure yourself and watch mr respect at:
www.gunthernet.com
pleasureman by eritwa July 16, 2004

pleasuremania 

I suffer from pleasuremania
pleasuremania by scartik May 15, 2021

Pleasuremancer 

A person who is not romantically or sexually attracted to any given sex, but is happy to participate in activities involving sex or sexual fetishes due to knowledge that the play is pleasing to their partner.
Dude: Look, bro, know you're aroace, but I gotta tap.

Pleasuremancer: I got you bro, no worries ;)
Pleasuremancer by Dhhdhshsh December 9, 2023

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026