pleamus

Liquid substance that comes out of the ketchup bottle before the actually ketchup

I went to put ketchup on my hotdog, but all that came out of the bottle was pleamus.

pleamus by HeyHeyGirl123 March 8, 2015

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Pleasus

Please + Jesus = Pleasus.
To use in exasperation.

"(some one says something ridiculous and stupid)"
"Oh pleasus!" would be your response.

Pleasus by kaitbabee July 11, 2009

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Pleanus

When a male or female requests a penis in a formal way

Businessman - “ sir you are looking creamalitios pleanus be my friend” *wink

Pleanus by Erikgouge February 19, 2022

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Pleasus christ

A cheeky phrase that is used when intending to politely ask for anything. It both captivates its recipients, and lets them know that the user is a follower of Jesus.

Mama:
Son, would you like some more milk?

Son:
Yes mama.

Mama:
What’s the magic word?

Son:
Pleasus Christ.

Mama:
Good boy, my son. Now go pray to Jesus. Pleasus turn off the light before going to bed.

Pleasus christ by bodakun April 19, 2024

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Blood pleanus

When a woman has a mischarged during sex

Even had a blood pleanus last night

Blood pleanus by Theugabugaler April 9, 2019

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《¤》Pleasant《¤》pleaUsant《¤》pleasanT《¤》 by FrenchVanillaSake March 2, 2025

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stove

Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.

'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'

stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004

Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

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