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play with you 

For males - jerk them off
For females - finger/rub them
Im gonna play with you baby
play with you by BigDyaln May 27, 2016
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play the accordion with you 

It is a sexual analogy meaning that you want to have sex/bang someone. It is a way of joking around and playing with someone telling them you want to hook up, but not making it obvious to the public.
"Codi, I want to play the accordion with you!" Shannon said.
"Okay Shannon, in your dreams" Codi said.
"I did dream about that!" Shannon said.

abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz now i know my abcs next time wont you play with me

abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz now i know my abcs next time wont you play with me means the alphabet u dumb fuck

you play Russian Roulette with a glock 

A very advanced insult that is required to use when somebody is doing something that will almost always get them jailed or killed.
Person 1: Bro I'm gonna go clean my toaster in the bathtub, will you go plug it in for me?
Person 2: I bet you play Russian Roulette with a glock
Person 1: What does that mean?
Person 2: It doesn't matter wheres the sparkplug

play with your heart 

Flirt extremely hard with someone, when you clearly know you don't like the person you are flirting with.
Holding someone's hands, and kissing their cheeks, but not going further, and making a dude really anxious for something to happen. Then you realize they are trying to play with your heart

Ex 2: Danielle who likes to play with your heart
play with your heart by acm1899 December 21, 2013

play with your prick 

1. To masturbate
2. To procrastinate; waste time; do nothing

Synonyms: jerk off
What are you gonna do, play with your prick for another 30 years?

Play with your drone

Masturbate, pleasure ones self, waste time, jerk off, etc
Dude, just because Wal-Mart discontinued their greeter program, does not mean you should give up hope and "play with your drone" all day.
More from Urban Dictionary
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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