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When the cat's away, the mice play golf.

Blake: Hey, you want to play golf this weekend?

Smedley: Yes. My wife is out of town. When the cat's away, the mice play golf.

you play golf

The single worst roast you can recieve.
Jacob: ur mom gay
Me: shut the fuck up you play golf
Jacob: *dies*
you play golf by GravityIsUp March 27, 2018

go play golf 

the words donald trump (cheeto puff's) management team told him so he wouldn't have a fit when he found out he didn't win
go play golf - donald duck's management team
go play golf by criminalmindsfan32 November 8, 2020

go play golf 

Refers to a clean to-do list or a lot of free time
Hey boss I am going to send out these emails to the client and then I am going to go play golf. Do you have any other things for me to do today?
go play golf by linguistiky February 25, 2010

Where There's a Hole Play Golf 

It means to have sex with anything. it does not matter any hole is a hole in one. There's no limit.
Hey Alex would you fuck a Robot
Alex: Where there's a hole play golf
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026