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When the cat's away, the mice play golf.

Blake: Hey, you want to play golf this weekend?

Smedley: Yes. My wife is out of town. When the cat's away, the mice play golf.

you play golf

The single worst roast you can recieve.
Jacob: ur mom gay
Me: shut the fuck up you play golf
Jacob: *dies*
you play golf by GravityIsUp March 27, 2018

go play golf 

the words donald trump (cheeto puff's) management team told him so he wouldn't have a fit when he found out he didn't win
go play golf by criminalmindsfan32 November 8, 2020

go play golf 

Refers to a clean to-do list or a lot of free time
Hey boss I am going to send out these emails to the client and then I am going to go play golf. Do you have any other things for me to do today?
go play golf by linguistiky February 25, 2010

Where There's a Hole Play Golf 

It means to have sex with anything. it does not matter any hole is a hole in one. There's no limit.
Hey Alex would you fuck a Robot
Alex: Where there's a hole play golf

Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.
Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026
Word of the Day on June 5, 2026