Play golf 

Sexual term, means you can use any hole you want for sexual purposes.

"I'll let you play golf, any hole you want."

Play golf by Craig Addams August 12, 2006

When the cat's away, the mice play golf.

This truth needs no definition.

Blake: Hey, you want to play golf this weekend?

Smedley: Yes. My wife is out of town. When the cat's away, the mice play golf.

When the cat's away, the mice play golf. by jbarryd June 25, 2012

you play golf

The single worst roast you can recieve.

Jacob: ur mom gay
Me: shut the fuck up you play golf
Jacob: *dies*

you play golf by GravityIsUp March 27, 2018

go play golf 

the words donald trump (cheeto puff's) management team told him so he wouldn't have a fit when he found out he didn't win

go play golf - donald duck's management team

go play golf by criminalmindsfan32 November 8, 2020

go play golf 

Refers to a clean to-do list or a lot of free time

Hey boss I am going to send out these emails to the client and then I am going to go play golf. Do you have any other things for me to do today?

go play golf by linguistiky February 25, 2010

Where There's a Hole Play Golf 

It means to have sex with anything. it does not matter any hole is a hole in one. There's no limit.

Hey Alex would you fuck a Robot
Alex: Where there's a hole play golf

Where There's a Hole Play Golf by AlexthesmallGolfman March 10, 2025