Play golf

Sexual term, means you can use any hole you want for sexual purposes.

"I'll let you play golf, any hole you want."

by Craig Addams August 11, 2006

Playing Golf

Codename for smoking Marijuana; The act of smoking Marijuana.

Quin: Eric, what are you doing tonight man?
Eric: Just planning on playing golf without my parents knowing.
Quin: That's tight! Don't get caught!

by Eric Swagner June 2, 2011

Playing Golf

1. To highlight how the opinion/statement made by other party ruled out the obvious consequences or alternatives.

1.

Traul: Bale is the best football player

Baks: Ah so Messi is playing golf huh
2.
Traul: You should take her to the 5 star restaurant

Baks: Ah so I guess my finance is playing golf
3.
Traul: let's go out on Thursday!
Baks: ah so my exams on friday is playing golf

by Brucecane December 6, 2019

you play golf

The single worst roast you can recieve.

Jacob: ur mom gay
Me: shut the fuck up you play golf
Jacob: *dies*

by GravityIsUp March 22, 2018

go play golf

the words donald trump (cheeto puff's) management team told him so he wouldn't have a fit when he found out he didn't win

go play golf - donald duck's management team

by criminalmindsfan32 November 9, 2020

go play golf

Refers to a clean to-do list or a lot of free time

Hey boss I am going to send out these emails to the client and then I am going to go play golf. Do you have any other things for me to do today?

by linguistiky February 25, 2010

When the cat's away, the mice play golf.

This truth needs no definition.

Blake: Hey, you want to play golf this weekend?

Smedley: Yes. My wife is out of town. When the cat's away, the mice play golf.

by jbarryd June 22, 2012