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Platting fog 

something that is imposable to do
1) it's like trying to plat fog

2) I've got more chance of platting fog.....
Platting fog by hteb78 November 10, 2012

plantaneous 

To make plans and follow through, but have spontaneous adventures along the way.
S: Want to go to Cha Cha's Sushi later?
J: Yea I'm down!
*After eating sushi, driving around aimlessly.
S: Where do you want to go now?
J: I don't know, want to meet my cats? :3
S: Okay! This is so plantaneous, I love it! :')
plantaneous by jyd408 November 22, 2016

platanaso 

To hit or to get hit over the head with a platano(plantain)
Oye! Sige jodiendo y te voy a da un platanaso!
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pattana by Pattana November 3, 2013
Spanish for Plantain, a starchy relative to the banana that's used in carribean cooking. Never eaten raw.

In the southwest US, this the word used to describe ordinary Bananas.

Also used as an insult to refer to Dominicans, especially to call someone a "come platano" (platano eater).
Platanos are good when sliced into chips and fried.

Pedro Martinez is a Platano.

Sammy Sosa es un "come platano".

"In Santo Domingo, all that grew was platanos so that's all we ate. We ate platanos with sugar for breakfast, platanos at lunch, and platanos for dinner."
Platano by h0mi May 28, 2004

Platting your Poo 

to waste time doing something that is totally pointless and has no real value to it.

Can be used as an insult to a time wasting procrastinator who would do anything rather than something productive.
hey stop "Platting your Poo" and get over here!

what have you been doing all day, "Platting your Poo"?
Platting your Poo by Pinkcass March 8, 2010