Madonna Puttana is an useful italian expression.
It may assume several meaning depending on the situation.
The origin of the exclamation come from the beginning of times, where Madonna got pregnant by the Mule and not from Giuseppe, her husband, who was the first to say 'Madonna Puttana'

moeghea madonna puttana !
Please shut up!

ehh madonna puttana !
What have you done?

Varda madonna puttana !
I did know it! It happened.

ehh Madonna (stra)puttana dio can!
We have (serious) trouble.

Chi xe sta? A madonna puttana ?
Who did it? It wasn't you, was you?

madonna puttana

madonna puttana by CCqq January 17, 2009

Related Words

pattana • puttana • Pattacake • pattaya • Padtana • pantanassa • pastana • Pastanaut • patananny • Patiana

Pattamadai

Adjective used to describe something that is positive, likeable or impressive.

Synonyms: tight, fresh, sick, ill, hot, happening

(1) Yo his new song is straight up pattamadai!
(2) I saw that movie - unfortunately it wasn't as pattamadai as I expected.
(3) Pimp that pattamadai ride!

Pattamadai by Le Baron December 9, 2009

Puttana la Madonna

''Puttana la madonna'' is an italian exclamation, it means ''The Virgin Mary is a Bitch''.
Italians usually say it when they are angry.

Puttana la madonna, mi è caduta la sigaretta!

Porco dio e puttana la madonna, sono incazzatissimo!

Puttana la Madonna by porcodiobastardorottoinculo October 11, 2010

puttanata

In italian, bullshit, big unbelievable lie; or huge mistake, wrong thing.
The word comes from puttana, but it is not clear the relationship between the meaning of puttana and the common use of "puttanata".

A: Sai che so saltare 57 metri?
B: Che puttanata!
A: Do you know I can jump over 57 meters?
B: What a bullshit!

A: Ho fatto una puttanata: ho tradito mia moglie con la sua migliore amica.
B: I did a mistake: I betrayed my wife with her best friend!

puttanata by jeropot January 30, 2009

Pattacake

A synonym for "vagina," used mostly by Guyanese individuals.

"Da gyal pattacake stink, mahn!"

"Gyal, go wash ya pattacake!"

Pattacake by Cyclonus March 30, 2005

Pattaya

A city in Thailand about 150kms from bangkok, it has plenty of beaches and nice weather.

It also has a crazy night life where you can have a hell of a lot of fun.

Unfortunatley there are a lot of older mostly overweight men there who go to bang younger Thai girls or boys.

It has a fairly big gay district and there are also a lot of transexuals there too.

There is a main street that you walk down at night called Walking Street where it is packed full of bars and clubs, the drinks are at resonable prices and the women are gorgeous.

There are a lot of tourists there but the locals seem to be friendly and accomadating.

The food is really good and very cheap, go if you want to see something you've never seen before and have a great experience.

Pattaya can be a extremely fun, just be aware of the tranny's who crack onto you just be polite and say no don't be rude or they might shank you

Pattaya by westernbulldogs February 14, 2007

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026