Plantang

A female that is squatting in the yard doing yard work or planting. With her glutious maximus hanging out of both sides of her short shorts.

I was driving down the road today, and saw some Plantang.

by wrfjax October 20, 2019

planting a potato

The sexual act of defecating in a woman's verticle smile.

Hey bro, you hook up with that chick last night?
Oh bro, I had whiskey dick so bad and couldn't make it to the bathroom on time so I wound up planting a potato.

by Too Cool for School March 20, 2017

plantaneous

To make plans and follow through, but have spontaneous adventures along the way.

S: Want to go to Cha Cha's Sushi later?
J: Yea I'm down!
*After eating sushi, driving around aimlessly.
S: Where do you want to go now?
J: I don't know, want to meet my cats? :3
S: Okay! This is so plantaneous, I love it! :')

by jyd408 November 22, 2016

pantangco

a dog breed that can be found in the philippines. specifically in cainta, rizal.

chynna likes feeding her dog Jerry which is a pantangco.

by fellasaurus April 14, 2021

Planting trees

verb
: to masterbait
in arbor day 2015 the adult video website pornhub said they will plant a tree for every 100 views, thus the term "planting trees" arose.

person 1: trying to go out?
person 2: naw, imma chill ar home, planting trees, maybe two.
person 1: you're gross

by YourHighnessDavid May 3, 2014

planting the bomb

Planting the bomb is the act of widening your partners bum-hole up during anal sex quickly after reaching ejaculating you will pull out turn around and shit into the widely opened bum hole. after doing this you will proceed by having anal one more time whilst using the freshly laid shit as your loob.

"hey Elliot you will never guess what?"

"what" said Elliot
"well last night after the party i took some bitch back to my place and while i was planting the bomb in her, my gran walked in, it was fucking brilliant!!"

by mysize180 June 3, 2016

lap planting

lap planting is releasing your bowels in the middle of a lap dance.

I was getting a lap dance the other day when the bitch started lap planting me.

by Cdawg84 December 14, 2008