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planting a potato
Hey bro, you hook up with that chick last night?
Oh bro, I had whiskey dick so bad and couldn't make it to the bathroom on time so I wound up planting a potato.
Oh bro, I had whiskey dick so bad and couldn't make it to the bathroom on time so I wound up planting a potato.
planting a potato by Too Cool for School March 20, 2017
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Plantang • planting • plantaneous • Plantanimal • planting seeds • planting the seed • Pantang • pantangco • Pantangery • plantage
plantaneous
S: Want to go to Cha Cha's Sushi later?
J: Yea I'm down!
*After eating sushi, driving around aimlessly.
S: Where do you want to go now?
J: I don't know, want to meet my cats? :3
S: Okay! This is so plantaneous, I love it! :')
J: Yea I'm down!
*After eating sushi, driving around aimlessly.
S: Where do you want to go now?
J: I don't know, want to meet my cats? :3
S: Okay! This is so plantaneous, I love it! :')
plantaneous by jyd408 November 22, 2016
pantangco
pantangco by fellasaurus April 14, 2021
Planting trees
verb
: to masterbait
in arbor day 2015 the adult video website pornhub said they will plant a tree for every 100 views, thus the term "planting trees" arose.
: to masterbait
in arbor day 2015 the adult video website pornhub said they will plant a tree for every 100 views, thus the term "planting trees" arose.
person 1: trying to go out?
person 2: naw, imma chill ar home, planting trees, maybe two.
person 1: you're gross
person 2: naw, imma chill ar home, planting trees, maybe two.
person 1: you're gross
Planting trees by YourHighnessDavid May 3, 2014
planting the bomb
Planting the bomb is the act of widening your partners bum-hole up during anal sex quickly after reaching ejaculating you will pull out turn around and shit into the widely opened bum hole. after doing this you will proceed by having anal one more time whilst using the freshly laid shit as your loob.
"hey Elliot you will never guess what?"
"what" said Elliot
"well last night after the party i took some bitch back to my place and while i was planting the bomb in her, my gran walked in, it was fucking brilliant!!"
"what" said Elliot
"well last night after the party i took some bitch back to my place and while i was planting the bomb in her, my gran walked in, it was fucking brilliant!!"
planting the bomb by mysize180 June 3, 2016
lap planting
lap planting by Cdawg84 December 14, 2008
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