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platinum 8

Platinum 8 { a.k.a Majestic King 8 or simply King Platinum } is the single greatest thug on the planet, legend has it that he created the universe over one billion trillion years ago by busting a rhyme that was so amazing it that it fabricated the very essence of the universe.

Platinum 8 is best known for his sculpted 8 pack abs hence the "8" and his charming abilities on women. Scriptures maintain, that on more than one occasion, he has caused every single hot woman on the planet to have an orgasm when he quickly flashed his 8 pack abs and whispered a ghetto rhyme.

His hobbies include:
being rediculously good looking
being the single greatest fighter MMA, Muay Thai etc on the planet and several other neighbourning solar systems
being rediculously good looking
going to the gym to look at underlings trying to be like him
nah brah, i would, but im very bust atm being really really handsome and flexing my 8 pack, maybe later .... CATCH BROWSKIE!.. platinum 8 out!
platinum 8 by anonim00SE June 24, 2010
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star platinum 

You know the ora ora guy
Jotaro Kujo: GO! STAR PLATINUM!
Star Platinum: ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORAAAH!

Papered Diamond Platinum 

A woman who only has sex with medical papers.
She comes with papers and requires papers.
A pussy that is clean and free of any diseases and has partners show receipts (proof) they are clean before getting down. This is some one who has never been with anyone who has not shown proof with a doctor's approval It's Diamond Platinum pussy. She keeps it tight and right and does not put large objects inside of her (typically childless) and takes birth control and uses condoms. She is not a prude just clean, independent and responsible. A very rare find! Worth the papers if you want it bad enough.
Bro! She got that rare "Papered Diamond Platinum" pussy.

star platinum : za hando 

Star Platinum: Za Hando

The act of beating your meat so fast and so hard that your dick gets erased from reality
Friend: asks me what will do on Valentine's Day* Me: star platinum : za hando

Star Platinum 

A being or a Stand that copies other's abilities. It can copy any Stand's abilities as long as the phrase "so it's the same type of Stand as Star Platinum" is used.
"My Stand Superfly is a metal pylon."

"So, it's the same type of Stand as Star Platinum" and your Stand becomes a pylon, with the same abilities.
Star Platinum by Joseph Brostar November 27, 2019

Platinum Mad 

It's a Japanese pun.

Popularized by the character Tskihi from the anime Monogatari,
Tsukihi changed puchi mukatsuku (slightly mad) to purachina mukatsuku (platinum mad) because it sounded cooler.

That and a platinum card 

That and a platinum card, is a modernization of the saying, that and a dime will get you a cup of coffee. The meaning is something is without any particular, practical value.
Hmmmmm, a degree from that Internet college; well that and a platinum card, will get you a cup of latte!
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
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After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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murderhobo 

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DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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