platapi

Plural of platapus. Because God wills these egg-laying, duck-billed, beaver-tailed, otter-footed mammals to propagate throughout the universe.

Perry the Platapus isn't alone--there are a lot of platapi waiting to develop alter egos with various hat accessories.

by OpenTomorrow November 19, 2013

platypire

A vampire platypus that will eventually take over the world. It started out as a rambunctious platypus that, foolishly, attacked a vampire and turned itself. Since then, it has been going around creating other platypires for its shenanigans.

What the hell is a platypire?

by Nix Wolfwood June 1, 2014

Platypile

A structure in which three or more platypi are stacked on top of each other, with the largest platypus on the bottom and the smallest on the top.

The five platypi, in an effort to show off their agility, formed a perfect platypile for the onlooking crowd.

by Abigail H. October 5, 2008

platapussy

getting laid by a platypus
the act of having sex with a platypus

Dude, I got some sweet platapussy last night at the zoo.

by 69 hunter February 24, 2009

Platapic

Platapic and or platapic face...mainly used by non attractive woman on facebook and or myspace. The act of percing youre lips together to an awkward or strange looking kiss that nobody want to see..

You: Damn!!! How many platapics do you have?
Her: lmao!! Stfu u bitch get off my facebook (also see definition attention seeker)

Damn that girl in that platapic is hit!

by Cj pimpin May 6, 2010

platypi

Plural form of platypus.

Platypi are soooo cool. They have bills and a tail!!!!!!!

by rasta_lover April 4, 2010

platapussonians

A species of humans known to have polka dots on their skin and in their hair. Very hairy beasts who need to have earings on their breasts as a cultural ritual. The leader of this species is Nicolih Duffania.

Have you seem those Platapussonians!?

by Niciniah July 19, 2010