Platapic

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Platapic and or platapic face...mainly used by non attractive woman on facebook and or myspace. The act of percing youre lips together to an awkward or strange looking kiss that nobody want to see..

You: Damn!!! How many platapics do you have?
Her: lmao!! Stfu u bitch get off my facebook (also see definition attention seeker)

Damn that girl in that platapic is hit!

Platapic by Cj pimpin May 6, 2010

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platapi

Plural of platapus. Because God wills these egg-laying, duck-billed, beaver-tailed, otter-footed mammals to propagate throughout the universe.

Perry the Platapus isn't alone--there are a lot of platapi waiting to develop alter egos with various hat accessories.

platapi by OpenTomorrow November 19, 2013

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platanicious

the awesome taste of plantains

this fried plantain is just platanicious!

platanicious by aplatanao October 21, 2009

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platanic

the state between platonic and romantic. it's dating without the sex.

Don't worry we're just platanic friends.

platanic by babyliss22 July 26, 2022

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planapicturamiphobia

the fear of flat-style logos or other imagery

/plænəˈpɪkʧəræˈmi ˈfəʊbiə/

all of these new logos are triggering my planapicturamiphobia.

planapicturamiphobia by Anonymous September 1, 2023

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Platapied

Having a platypus forced upon you.

You just got platapied!

Platapied by BlacPlague December 2, 2010

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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