plastiq 

Someone that lives in fear of life. Someone who hide under the new trends. Someone that lets others speak for them. Someone who doesn't try new things.

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"How are we going to get to the movies? We have no ride!"

"We can take the bus."

"NO WAY! Someone can shoot you!"

"Oh gosh, you are such a plastiq!"

plastiq by Livin my life December 31, 2008

Plastic John

A Plastic John, sometimes shortened to PJ, describes any individual who's grasp of the English language and conversation skills are limited to the constant repetition of the same sentence over and over and over until all you want to do is push sharp objects into your ears. They feign intelligence but their social and verbals skill give them away.

"Hi Plastic John, how are you?" Plastic John - "You're and idiot, go to bed, You're and idiot, go to bed"
"What did you do today PJ?" Plastic John - "You're and idiot, go to bed, You're and idiot, go to bed"
"You pick a topic of conversation then" Plastic John - "You're and idiot, go to bed, You're and idiot, go to bed"

Plastic John by Kung Of The Duckheads February 27, 2019

Plastic Love

Fake love.

At the end, their love was just plastic love. fake unreal

Plastic Love by spookyghost_brenda November 3, 2016

Plastic Taste 

Saying something rude or implite then right after regretting what u said.

you just got done with a fight with a girlfriend etc. and you tell them i am sorry for my plastic taste

Plastic Taste by OctoDaddy September 20, 2016

Plasti Dip

A rubberized coating originally intended for tool handles but highly favorited by the human variety of tools. Also often used by ricers and people who pretend to be into cars. Usually associated with vape juice and/or semen.

"Plasti dip is a mod bro, just like my sick vape mod"

"I coat my stock wheels and blow fat clouds at the same time"

"I dipped my car just like my boyfriend dipped my face in his semen"

Plasti Dip by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 May 7, 2017

Plastic Wrap Special 

A special event that occurs when three or more hobos enter an abandoned Winnebago, wrap their faces in plastic wrap coated in hemmeroid cream with cocaine, and begin sticking some D’s in some A’s to Lynyrd Skynyrd’s rendition of the Star Spangled Banner. If the event is well planned snakes, rats and sometimes even squirrels, if nearby, are wrapped up in tortillas with lime juice and even their A’s get some sweet Hobo D’s. At the end of the night everybody has a finger in either a Hobo, Squirrel or rat’s pooper.

“This is what I’m saying...you, your friend, and us hobos in that old Winne there...a plastic wrap special...some D’s in some squirrel A’s, Bobby’s hemmeroid cream...and lots of plastic wrap. Very nice evening...oh yeah. Relaxing.”

Plastic Wrap Special by The Good Dude Giveth June 13, 2018

Plastic Beach 

A large island in the middle of the sea, at the furthest point from and land on Earth. This island is constructed from all debris that the world has cast away, a record of all man's history on earth, since that fateful day thousands of years ago when a Neanderthal cast that first crisp packet into the sea. The Republic of Plastic Beach as a governed nation was founded by Murdoc Niccals, Bassist of 'Gorillaz' Whilst Scouring the oceans with a helicopter from their 'El Mañana' Video. He promptly brought singer 2D, and his own creation, a cyborg Noodle, constructed from bits of Noodle's skin, DNA and a drumming machine, to the island whilst drummer Russel Hobbs swam toward the island under his own power. As the founder of Plastic Beach, Murdoc made himself the sole overlord of the island.

Some of the contents of the island are;
bits of planes, broken ships, dinosaur bones, telephone boxes, half a chariot, a couple of Viking boats, a bit of an old Sinclair C5, the ruins of the Great Library of Alexandria, the wreckage of the Hindenburg, some old N.A.S.A Space rockets, a Sphinx, some spears, bits of the Titanic, an unexploded bomb jammed into the ground, broken bottles, old tyres, electrical cack and all manner of dumped and damaged goods are held together by the thick sticky gloop of jettisoned tar and oil slick from a million untold disasters.

Otherwise known as Point Nemo, The Pacific pole of inaccessibility, The Republic of Plastic Beach.

Fisherman 1: Hey! Was that the drummer from Gorillaz?
Fisherman 2: Russel Hobbs?
Fisherman 1: Where do you think he was heading?
Fisherman 2: Oh, just in the general direction of Plastic Beach

Plastic Beach by joed293 May 25, 2010