plasting
When you're high & drink as fuck, then go to fuck your bf/gf. Then wake up in the morning and you fucked your goat.
plasting by mrHecticMotherfuker October 5, 2020
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planting a potato
Hey bro, you hook up with that chick last night?
Oh bro, I had whiskey dick so bad and couldn't make it to the bathroom on time so I wound up planting a potato.
Oh bro, I had whiskey dick so bad and couldn't make it to the bathroom on time so I wound up planting a potato.
planting a potato by Too Cool for School March 20, 2017
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plasting • pasting • planting • plating • Phasting • planting seeds • planting the seed • plashing • plastine • Plating dick
plastinate
Plastic-injected dead people that are tastefully skinned, eviscerated, and posed for your education and amusement. Museum employees generally frown on you trying to have sex with them.
plastinate by Sky Commander Winkie January 23, 2009
Days-Of-Future-Pasting
When a movie in a series has events that nullify the events shown in some or all of the preceding movies.
Taken from the 2014 film X-Men: Days Of Future Past where events in the film cancelled out 5 of the preceding 6 films (X-Men 1, 2, 3, Origins, The Wolverine).
Taken from the 2014 film X-Men: Days Of Future Past where events in the film cancelled out 5 of the preceding 6 films (X-Men 1, 2, 3, Origins, The Wolverine).
"Hey, man; have you seen the new trailer for Terminator: Genisys? If old Arnie is going back to confront young Arnie, then Paramount Pictures are Days-Of-Future-Pasting the other four movies."
Days-Of-Future-Pasting by ByteBasher May 7, 2015
pasting
Student 1: "Hey did you do the homework last night?"
Student 2: "No man I tried pasting."
Student 1: "I heard about that! how was it???"
Student 2: "Amazing man...Amazing"
Student 2: "No man I tried pasting."
Student 1: "I heard about that! how was it???"
Student 2: "Amazing man...Amazing"
pasting by themoreyouno May 6, 2012
pasting
Johnny was out of weed so he started pasting to get his fix.
My father cut me off after he found out I was pasting.
My father cut me off after he found out I was pasting.
pasting by Broseph_Isa May 6, 2012
Platting fog
Platting fog by hteb78 November 10, 2012
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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