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planetarity 

noun

1. The quality of contesting notions of personal and collective identity being mass produced through a hidden curriculum constituted internally and externally through forces of transnational capitalism, militarism and industrialism, white supremacy, patriarchy, speciesism, as well as other modes of oppression.

2. The philosophical stance of being so totally and completely insane that one must make up words to try to validate one's own experience.

3. The state of existing in a world entirely of your own construction having no basis in reality whatsoever, but also being angry at those who don't recognize your reality. They do this because they are not diverse.
1. We participate in a variety of oppositional, alternative, and transformative movements such as traditional ecological knowledge, place-based education, and other means of enabling alternative social imaginaries and worldwide collectivities for planetarity.

2. We can't dialogue because your planetarity is getting out of control.

3. I'm planning to file a harassment complaint because you don't respect my planetarity.
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planetary wind

A wind on the planet
Planetary wind is a stupid fucking earth science term that you will never use in life
planetary wind by Ryan Kick May 7, 2018

Rochester Planetarium 

A place where stoner's go in January on Saturday nights to get baked and see a Laser-light show consisting of Pink Floyd, Led Zeppelin, or The Beatles.
Adam, Ryan, and Jun, always go to the Rochester Planetarium every weekend in January to watch the laserlight show while HIGH.

Negative Planetariums 

The term for when a woman's breasts are so covered with moles that they resemble two inside-out planetariums with inverted color schemes, the moles of course being the stars and planets.
Eric: So I picked up this girl at the campus bar and brought her back to my dorm, but as soon as i had her shirt off I realized she had moles everywhere. Her tits were like a couple of negative planetariums.

Steve: Did you find the big dipper?

Eric: Well she sure didn't, if you know what I mean.
Negative Planetariums by bladzes October 4, 2009

Planetary Duality 

Planetary Duality is the second full length album from the technical death metal band The Faceless. This album has a sci-fi/alien theme.
The Faceless' new album Planetary Duality is more technical than their first album Akeldama.
Planetary Duality by Star Extreme December 16, 2008

planetary devastation 

When a shinobi is fucking a bitch from behind, upon reaching climax he climbs in through the asshole and his whole body enters the anus. In here as he reaches climax he must stand and stretch while screaming planetary devastation and channel the power of the rinnegan to destroy the host.
I gave that bitch some planetary devastation, safe to say she is no more.
planetary devastation by HG95 November 26, 2020

planetary-ascribed biological determinism 

A term used to jokingly describe the pseudoscience of astrology, first used and popularized by Katya Zamolodchikova on the YouTube series UNHhhh
Rachel is such a nutjob that she actually believes in planetary-ascribed biological determinism.
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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