Uruguayan version of a british chav or argentinian villero. They wear sports clothes, bleach their hair, mumble instead of properly speaking and love riding buses with their cellphones playing cumbia villera out loud so everyone can hear. Oftenly come from poor or working class backround, with some exceptions (just like wiggers).
"- Hey, I got my cellphone stolen last night"
"- How did that happen?"
"- A bunch of planchas appeared and kicked my ass for absolutely no reason".
First coined by a french player, Plancha is the name given to a fort or player in the game Forts because their base is so flat topped and square due to them being a new/bad player that it resembles a grill
Enemyteam are all planchas we have nothing to worry about
Spanish phrase used by Americans of Mexican descendent. Means chewed up face. 😖 Something you would playfully say to someone who shows up with a sour look on their face. The phrase really translates to “iron face” but is meant more for a face that needs to be ironed.
What’s up cara de plancha! Why that look on your face? You haven’t had your coffee this morning?
A fat shit covered in pounds of nutella. Planca is the definition of a "son of a muchacha." He is a retarded boy from the focking shit bags of austrailia. He will make love to your gym teacher.
Yesterday I saw this guy, who was a complete planca he was in the showers with my gym teacher.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flyingeverywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.