plaiker

when a male has a semen discharge into a female's/male's belly button.

i soooo plaikered her so hard.

by dilbaid1 April 25, 2009

Planker's Fatigue

The imminent drowsiness associated with a long planking session. The planking equivalent of mall fatigue.

After Jimmy and Billy had posted there over 100 planks on Facebook, both of them went to Billy's for a nap to settle their Planker's Fatigue.

by gayplankingtoolbag October 6, 2011

two planker

A skier. A potential shredder of the gnar gnar.

"You damn two plankers stay out of our park!!!"

by 2planker September 22, 2005

planker

A very dense slow minded ignorant individual that doesn't think before speaking.

Wow Bob, you really are a Planker.

by Flouxetine August 10, 2006

wanker planker

Snowboarder's reference to a slow skier. Derogatory term.

Look at that wanker planker trying to shred.

by Smokey Joe February 21, 2004

Tube Planker

A derogatory term for a snowboarder.

That guy is a total tube planker!

by Jonny-O January 26, 2010

double planker

A shit that stays intact and stretches from one side of the bowl to the other resembling planks on a pier

"I ate so many taco's I just dropped a double planker"

by Ron V July 23, 2008