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plactation

When you lactate from your lips because you haven't properly brushed your teeth since about 8 or 9 years old, now plaque trickles from your teeth through your lips and down your chin.
"Jesus, that guy was plactating all over his own face, it was trickling everywhere."

"I plactated all night long"
lactating plaque through your face orifices

He, she, we, plactate
"did you see that guys face, total plactation"
by porkobobbo October 13, 2022
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Nurse Practitioner

A midlevel provider who went to school for 6-7 years. Many have an MSN but the DNP degree has been introduced to try to blur the lines with Physicians who instead train for a minimum of 11 years. NPs use this obscurity in an attempt to validate their claims for unsupervised practice. Additionally, many graduate nursing programs are degree mills boasting 100% acceptance rates and 100% online coursework. NPs serve an important place in healthcare but are best paired with a supervising Physician.
Nurse Practitioner: "I wanted to be a doctor but the MCAT wasn't open-book, so I went to the University of Phoenix MSN program with online exams".
by DrHouse297 June 27, 2019
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Nurse Practitioner

NP = Online Trained Midlevel Provider
The NP was a nurse practitioner or non-Physician provider
by Honesty's Not Dead April 8, 2020
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Playstation Pornable

What's a playstation pornable you ask, well its pretty damn easy to figure out, It's a PSP filled with porn. Many people might have this in fact and not know the actually know what to call it but here it is: the Playstation pornable. I imagine those that have it have large memory card for porn, and an average size card just play games (if they play games when they aren't fapping to images of playboy girls or watching their favorite Girls Gone Wild videos) so noone will suspect of using their PSP of holding porn. This is also great for those who have 500 gb HDD full of porn, but like to have their porn to be portable which coincidentally is where pornable comes from: portable porn.
Little brother: "hey bro can i borrow your PSP to play Sonic?" Bigbrother : "Sure lil'bro" *hands him psp* *little brother turns on psp Little brother : "Oh my why are there naked ladies on here , and what is she doing to that other naked lady?" 0.0 Big Brother: -Oh Shit i gave him my playstation pornable memory card instead of giving him the gaming one- "ugh lil'bro just hand the the PSP to me and I'll buy you your own PSP if we keep this our own little secret" Little brother: "OK, will mine have naked ladies too?" Big Brother: "Hell no"
by Danfire0 August 17, 2009
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Playstation Notwork

(noun) (puh-lay-stay-shun naht-work)

The loving term given to Playstation Network after the recent outages on Sony's online gaming platform.
Hey do you wanna play Portal 2 tonight? Oh wait, we can't do it on the Playstation Notwork.
by TheXDriver May 22, 2011
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Pawleys Plantation

a gated, virtually all white community situated on a golf course in Pawleys Island, South Carolina, located to the south of Myrtle Beach. Many residents of Pawleys Island are middle aged transplants from the north and midwest of the U.S., who claim to have moved south "for the warm weather," "to be near the beach," or "to play more golf." Yet many of these same people seem to see nothing morally wrong about living in a neighborhood whose name contains the word "plantation," which for anyone with any kind of a liberal mind evokes horrific images of slavery and racial segregation.
Pawleys Plantation has a staff of guards at the front gate, twenty-four hours a day, every day of the year.
by D.S. Credito March 11, 2015
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Playstation tan

When one spends so much time on gaming machines that their skin turns a pasty white colour due to lack of sun exposure and outdoor activities.
Jimmy "hey what you up to this weekend bro"
Dave "working on the playstation tan mate"
Jimmy "that's some sick shit bro"

or

Julie "Holy crap meg, your boyfriend sure is white"
Meg " yeah that's his playstation tan"
by charliroc March 11, 2010
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