porkobobbo's definitions

lylesexual

someone sexually attracted to lyle from lyle, lyle, crocodile starring shawn mendes.

i am a lylesexual, that crocodile is something else. AND HE SINGS!!!

by porkobobbo October 13, 2022

frucknuffer

When you have a crush on pigman john pork but he doesn't like you back so you become addicted to sniffing spray paint cans and playing fortnite.

I literally have such a frucknuffer right now, I haven't stopped playing fortnite and the fumes are getting to my head.

by porkobobbo October 13, 2022

plactation

When you lactate from your lips because you haven't properly brushed your teeth since about 8 or 9 years old, now plaque trickles from your teeth through your lips and down your chin.

"Jesus, that guy was plactating all over his own face, it was trickling everywhere."

"I plactated all night long"
lactating plaque through your face orifices

He, she, we, plactate
"did you see that guys face, total plactation"

by porkobobbo October 13, 2022

booger muncher

someone who munches on boogers, this is different than just eating boogers. this is an intense chewing of boogers. do not befriend a booger muncher, it's dangerous.

"Dude, she is literally a booger muncher, I saw her digging in her nose and sucking the boogers off her finger."

by porkobobbo October 13, 2022