placental gravity 

(n.) the force that pulls the baby out of the womb and into the hands of an either irresponsible nurse or eager-to-get-away-from-this-job hospital employee.

The placental gravity was so strong, the baby shot out of its mother and out the window. Luckily, it landed in an empty baby carriage on the street. Damn gravity.

placental gravity by coolyo266 March 19, 2009

platestalker

Anyone that watches everyone else's plates during meals. They finish off their serving then wait to see who isn't going to eat whats left of theirs and asks," You going to eat that ?"

During dinner the platestalker known as Porky kept an eye out for anyone's leftovers.

platestalker by lil' nicky February 9, 2014

Parental Controls 

A pointless system implemented by parents restricting certain websites and any basic control to your own laptop. Also allows the"administrator" (your obsessive parents) to see every file on your computer unless you block permission.

Parental controls do not really understand what they're supposed to show and will block harmless images but allow you to google image search 'Naked' with no problems.

"You keep downloading viruses, I'm gonna put Parental Controls on your computer so you can't do anything mwahahahaha" - Your evil dad

Parental Controls by NymphoQueen August 4, 2008

parental controls 

A very useless piece of shit that overprotective and over-controlling parents put on your computer because they're scared that you may put viruses on it, causing you to loose, in their own words, "very valuable information" that they don't want you to fuck up. You can't see hardly any innocent sites, like this one, or, for all you boys out there reading this, porn. Parental controls also have time limits that say when you can be on the computer to when you can't. But, if you're using Google Chrome, you can easily bypass the fact that you can't download anything. But, unfortunately, you can't go to the blocked websites or not have shitty ass time limits. :(

"If You Stop Going To Sites You're Not Supposed To Go To, MAYBE We Might Take Parental Controls Off. But It Also Depends If you're Being Minding And If You're Doing What You're Supposed To Do And Not Be On Shit You're Not Supposed To Be On." ----Your Evil Mom And Dad

Parental Contols Is Tourtcherous Hell.

parental controls by TheOneAndOnlyPrincess December 18, 2012

parental alienation 

When one parent brainwashes a child to make them hate their other parent

He was a good dad but doesn't see his kids any more cause his EX gave his kids parental alienation

parental alienation by Bruce the erased Dad andGrandp May 25, 2016

parental controls 

a form of torture by parents.

parental controls fucked me because I couldn't play for to long.

parental controls by KRAKEN BLADE MANTIS SNIPEZ April 23, 2015

Placenta slap 

The act of slapping ones baby daddy with placenta.

Kaya just had her baby and the father isnt around so she's decided to remind him he's a douche by placenta slapping him.

Placenta slap by Mumblina24 July 12, 2015