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Plankton 

1% Evil
99% Hot gas
Plankton
Plankton by SSDC JDR JPC June 7, 2011
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plaak • Plaaksha • Planking • plank • Palak • planked • planker • Plakas • plake • plank wank
Spanish slang, used in baseball.

Good contact usually resulting in a home run.
When you go deep, you went plakata.
plakata by BubbleWhat March 22, 2019

thick as two short planks 

an expression defining how stupid someone is; chiefly British.
i.e.: the thickness of two planks of wood stacked one atop the other.
sometimes shortened to "two short planks"
"Whoah, you're thick as two short planks!"
Palak is the living embodiment of victory. She is The home (earth) and greek goddess of victorious. Fun loving person , great hair and great in bed. They look for love in a person and will do everything to achieve their loved ones.
A believer and trust worthy person.
love they way your hair look, you must be Palak.
Palak by Stack_Reminise September 17, 2021

wank plank 

A piece of wood that you put up against your door handle to stop anyone coming in your room.
hey whats he doing with that plank of wood
i think he's gona use it to stop anybody going into his room whiles he's doing stuff, he calls it his wank plank
wank plank by dec457 April 24, 2011

office plankton

A typical office worker, which usually has certain tasks assigned to them without hopes of getting a promotion or achieving something in his field.
He's just our office plankton, don't mind him...
office plankton by Arnonis July 1, 2014
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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