Skip to main content

Plankton 

1% Evil
99% Hot gas
Plankton
Plankton by SSDC JDR JPC June 7, 2011
Related Words
plaak Plaaksha Planking plank Palak plankton planked planker Plakas plake
Spanish slang, used in baseball.

Good contact usually resulting in a home run.
When you go deep, you went plakata.
plakata by BubbleWhat March 22, 2019

thick as two short planks 

an expression defining how stupid someone is; chiefly British.
i.e.: the thickness of two planks of wood stacked one atop the other.
sometimes shortened to "two short planks"
"Whoah, you're thick as two short planks!"
Palak is the living embodiment of victory. She is The home (earth) and greek goddess of victorious. Fun loving person , great hair and great in bed. They look for love in a person and will do everything to achieve their loved ones.
A believer and trust worthy person.
love they way your hair look, you must be Palak.
Palak by Stack_Reminise September 17, 2021

wank plank 

A piece of wood that you put up against your door handle to stop anyone coming in your room.
hey whats he doing with that plank of wood
i think he's gona use it to stop anybody going into his room whiles he's doing stuff, he calls it his wank plank
wank plank by dec457 April 24, 2011

office plankton

A typical office worker, which usually has certain tasks assigned to them without hopes of getting a promotion or achieving something in his field.
He's just our office plankton, don't mind him...
office plankton by Arnonis July 1, 2014