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plakata
plakata by BubbleWhat March 22, 2019
thick as two short planks
an expression defining how stupid someone is; chiefly British.
i.e.: the thickness of two planks of wood stacked one atop the other.
sometimes shortened to "two short planks"
i.e.: the thickness of two planks of wood stacked one atop the other.
sometimes shortened to "two short planks"
thick as two short planks by dv8trix October 21, 2008
Palak
Palak is the living embodiment of victory. She is The home (earth) and greek goddess of victorious. Fun loving person , great hair and great in bed. They look for love in a person and will do everything to achieve their loved ones.
A believer and trust worthy person.
A believer and trust worthy person.
Palak by Stack_Reminise September 17, 2021
wank plank
hey whats he doing with that plank of wood
i think he's gona use it to stop anybody going into his room whiles he's doing stuff, he calls it his wank plank
i think he's gona use it to stop anybody going into his room whiles he's doing stuff, he calls it his wank plank
wank plank by dec457 April 24, 2011
office plankton
A typical office worker, which usually has certain tasks assigned to them without hopes of getting a promotion or achieving something in his field.
office plankton by Arnonis July 1, 2014
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