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/fōˌˈhōˌnāz,-ˌnās/
noun
INFORMAL•NORTH AMERICAN
1. When a man is on the phone with you and suddenly grows testicles, saying things he would never say to your face.
2. False courage; the illusion of guts.

phon·ova·ries
/fōnˌˈōv(ə)rēz,-ˌrēs /
noun
INFORMAL•NORTH AMERICAN
1. The female version of phojones.
"He does not have the cojones to say that to your face, but he has phojones"
Phojones by BrowncoatBootlegger December 4, 2018
Related Words
pjojo • pojo • Phojones • piojos • pjoon • pajojos • phojob • piojo jacuzzi • piojoso • pjoje
Spanish for head lice.
Ai, mijo, ¡tienes los piojos otra vez!
piojos by El Don Diguidi August 23, 2005
When a girl is pretending to give you a blow job, but is actually just using her wet hand

First coined in "Hall Pass" (2011)
Julio: dude! yesterday sara gave me the best blowjob ever, but she wouldn't let me look!

Harry: you ass! she does that to everyone! it was just a phojob...
phojob by Horndog9111 June 14, 2011
Pig out, Jerk off, Pass out

(POE-jah-poe)
I'm gonna go home and pojopo.
pojopo by BillMaginnis June 25, 2010

Pojo Effect 

The Pojo effect is a natural phenomenon that happens in this board. It occurs when a seemingly promising thread that contains intelligent discussions is warped by off-topic posts, flame wars, and just plain idiocy. Ultimately, the thread is ruined and becomes a poster of failure of humankind's logic.
The Pojo Effect has clearly happened to this thread. What a shame.
Pojo Effect by Arshen August 27, 2008
An extreme form of "pwning". Generally used when an oppnent (usually a noob) is completly and utterly destroyed. Never appropriate to say once a veteran is beaten in a game. Term only used against noobs.
1. "We pjooned that noob last night in Bfme2!"
2. "Let's go pjooning!"
3. "Oh man, I pjoon!"
4. "I am the pjoon-master 5000!"
Pjoon by Hastatus May 6, 2007
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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