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Usually, pizza is cut into triangles.

But sometimes, they’re cut into squares.

Each one of those squares is called a pizard.
“Jimmy, can I have a pizard, please?”
“John, can I have a pizard, please?”
“Jesse, can I have a pizard, please?”
“Jamie, can I have a pizard, please?”
“Jacob, can I have a pizard, please?”
“Jeremy, can I have a pizard, please?”
“Jitko, mužu si dát pizárd, prosím?”
Pizard by NotKoliso August 28, 2019
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A mythical half panda, half lizard.
Whoa, look at that huge honkin' pizard!
pizard by Mary M. Webster April 4, 2007
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A piece of shit stuck to a furry dog's ass.
My dog needs a haircut, look at all the pizard on his ass.
Pizard by Chrono August 27, 2004
Out of the whole Star Trek series; He is the most wise, intellegent, and fair of all the Captains. He always listens to his senior officers' oppinions, and considers their information in his decisions. He is my ideal of an accomplished, and respectable man. His character is one of my role-models I live by.
No. 1 and Picard make a great team. The Enterprise has never had a better captain.
picard by ThE Sa-X July 22, 2006
"I SUMMON THEE, PIPARD GOD OF LIGHT TO THE PLAYING FIELD"
Pipard by ToxicIdiot July 17, 2019
A Central American term used to describe sex. having sex.
Vamos a pizar a esas putas.
Pizar by Ray Low March 5, 2009

Jean luc Picard 

The sexiest old French spaceship captain EVER.
Jean luc Picard yelled at Data for being too smart.
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