pizard

A mythical half panda, half lizard.

Whoa, look at that huge honkin' pizard!

by Mary M. Webster April 04, 2007

Pizard

Usually, pizza is cut into triangles.

But sometimes, they’re cut into squares.

Each one of those squares is called a pizard.

“Jimmy, can I have a pizard, please?”
“John, can I have a pizard, please?”
“Jesse, can I have a pizard, please?”
“Jamie, can I have a pizard, please?”
“Jacob, can I have a pizard, please?”
“Jeremy, can I have a pizard, please?”
“Jitko, mužu si dát pizárd, prosím?”

by NotKoliso August 28, 2019

Pizard

A piece of shit stuck to a furry dog's ass.

My dog needs a haircut, look at all the pizard on his ass.

by Chrono August 27, 2004