picard

Out of the whole Star Trek series; He is the most wise, intellegent, and fair of all the Captains. He always listens to his senior officers' oppinions, and considers their information in his decisions. He is my ideal of an accomplished, and respectable man. His character is one of my role-models I live by.

No. 1 and Picard make a great team. The Enterprise has never had a better captain.

picard by ThE Sa-X July 22, 2006

Picard

Picard \verb\ pɪkɑ́rd

Full definition:

1. to demonstrate, via logic and rational thought, the moral and ethical invalidity of a bigoted, ignorant, divisive, insulting, derogatory, persecutory, discriminatory, exclusionary, racist, sexist, heterosexist, religio-phobic, homophobic or any other position, expression, delineation, demarcation, publication, verbalisation, assertion and proliferation of statements whose purpose is to vilify or perpetuate oppression and unequal treatment of others' exercise of individual civil and political liberties, economic, social, and cultural rights.

Transitive verb:
I am going to Picard those bigoted, homophobic, bible-thumping, Christian fundamentalists from the Westboro Baptist Church, for protesting in front of and celebrating the deaths of uniformed soldiers who died in service to protect their right to be bigoted, homophobic, bible-thumping, Christian fundamentalists.

Intransitive verb:
I just Picarded a conservative MP for vilifying the LGBTQIA community and voting down the same-sex marriage bill, after being caught on camera paying 10 grand for a giant weekend long orgy.

Picard by KalEl February 23, 2014

Picard

The recipient must have a bald dome shaped head (not essential but preferable). Must happen in a public place. The recipient kneels down in front of the crotch of the donor whilst he places his scrotum on to the head... as the balls take equilibrium and drop to make a hat the donor says ‘Make it So’ (optionally the recipient can reply ‘warp speed Mr Sulu’)

My bald mate wouldn’t shut up so I gave him a picard

Picard by ScroMcB’Balls June 4, 2021

Picard

To repeatedly smash someone or something with your head when enraged; traditionally a bald head is used in reference to Star Trek

Hey don't take that from him, pull a Picard on him.

Picard by Alex Sheridan September 17, 2007

picard

A company that makes the amazing Piranha (76 model), the best thing that has burnt rubber (and toasted a lot more) on 4 wheels.

Swinger: Hey, no fair ! That Eloise can handle more than I can.
Taurus: Easy Swinger ! Jade knew what she was doing. That '76 Picard Pirhana can easily wipe out those creeper maggots.

picard by Monkeywrench December 25, 2007

picard

One who may claim they are from the boonies and fucks there cousin often seen bumming cigs off of there mother while calling there sister a cunt in public. Thell most likely have a 12 year old in there passengerseat on there way to defend themselves in court

Ex:1 Dude you had like 3 beers and now your acting like a Picard

Ex:2 bro it's not insest if there youse second cousin

picard by Alleghenyasshole June 18, 2019

Picard

The Picard is a single, tiny piece of grain which wandered the intestines of the body and came out undamaged along with digested food out of an asshole.
The more it is the Picard the more it is on top of the shit.

(If a Picard is only more than 50% on the side of an object which is shit it is not called a Picard.)

Definition within:
If it is within the shit it is probably a Wesley C.. A Wesley C. has not to be discovered. It has not to be put on top of the shit.
Also its very existence has the state of Schroedingers Cat. If someone discovers a Wesley C., it is not a Wesley C. anymore from that point in time.
The definition changes to "exposed Klingon warbird". A Wesley C. does not move. If it was moved it is also one special attribute of a Wesley C.
A Wesley C. moves when someone has the will that it moves. It does not move on its own.

If a shit somehow appears in a shape like that of a snake and is somehow pointing to real grain or the stars with its head it is called a R-usher.
A "R-usher" is an inverted Wesley C. and therefore a negative of it. It is dark as the nightsky with stars. Not really dark as black.
The two states of the Wesley C. turn to the two possible connections of a R-usher which are grain or the stars or both.
A R-Usher is something which moves or has dynamic shape.

Today I shitted on the floor and afterwards I saw the Picard on top again.
This shit could consist of shit and a Wesley-C or only shit.

Picard by Aeneodarb December 5, 2021