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Definitions by Chrono

To perform Oral Sex (fellatio, cunnilingus or analingus) on a person.
1. John likes to eat Mary, unless she is on her period.

2. Mary likes to eat John, unless he has been having sex with her sister, Jane.

3. What do you mean I owe you five dollars? Eat me, then I will give you five dollars.
eat by Chrono January 3, 2005

Half and half 

A service that is offered, and performed, by a prostitute. One half is oral sex, the other half is vaginal sex.
That was a cheap trick, he gave me fifty for a half and half.
Half and half by Chrono October 5, 2004
My dog needs a haircut, look at all the pizard on his ass.
Pizard by Chrono August 27, 2004

heavy weapons

Weapons intended for mass interdiction. This includes demolition, rocket-propelled grenades, squad automatic weapons, and stationary machine guns. Basically anything big and heavy that isn't readily shoulder-fired and does massive amounts of damage.
Normally a line of T-72 tanks would have meant trouble, but to the heavy weapons specialists of Bravo team they were flyspecs.
heavy weapons by Chrono June 20, 2004
An insult, implying someone is stupid.
Bumhole by Chrono February 12, 2004

Breakdancing 

The ultimate form of dancing. Usually associated with being drunk.
Breakdancing by Chrono December 10, 2003