Chrono's definitions

Half and half

A service that is offered, and performed, by a prostitute. One half is oral sex, the other half is vaginal sex.

That was a cheap trick, he gave me fifty for a half and half.

by Chrono October 5, 2004

heavy weapons

Weapons intended for mass interdiction. This includes demolition, rocket-propelled grenades, squad automatic weapons, and stationary machine guns. Basically anything big and heavy that isn't readily shoulder-fired and does massive amounts of damage.

Normally a line of T-72 tanks would have meant trouble, but to the heavy weapons specialists of Bravo team they were flyspecs.

by Chrono June 20, 2004

Bumhole

An insult, implying someone is stupid.

James, your such a bumhole

by Chrono February 12, 2004

Pizard

A piece of shit stuck to a furry dog's ass.

My dog needs a haircut, look at all the pizard on his ass.

by Chrono August 27, 2004

eat

To perform Oral Sex (fellatio, cunnilingus or analingus) on a person.

1. John likes to eat Mary, unless she is on her period.

2. Mary likes to eat John, unless he has been having sex with her sister, Jane.

3. What do you mean I owe you five dollars? Eat me, then I will give you five dollars.

by Chrono January 3, 2005

Breakdancing

The ultimate form of dancing. Usually associated with being drunk.

Spinaroony, Leg slaps

by Chrono December 10, 2003