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Is Filipino. Thinks he's so fly, and can do what ever he wants. Makes jokes ALL the time cause he thinks he's funny, all he does is play basketball, is obsessed with pokemon, loves to create awkward situations and says that sprinters are better than runners. Strengths: the best COD player ever, fast as lightening, great actor, never has the fear of being rejected and his outgoing personality creates the best adventures ever. Best Moments: meeting miss universe and hanging with the bro's. Weaknesses: Always wants to outdo the athlete, competing with his own bro, bad at karate/ kick boxing and is short... were waiting on that. Fails: doesn't do any chores, never wants to break a 20, can't rap, and thinks Brett Farve will never retire. Appearance: Short, has a bowl cut, and Asian of course!
Brad: Have you finished breeding Pikachu with Eevee?
Peter: No, shut up I'm busy dueling with Lickilicky.

Anonymous: the asian really thinks hes funny, well I'll show him!
by the athlete June 16, 2010
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An exclamation made when your friends or family are teasing you to a point where you can't handle it anymore and a hissy fit is in order.

Derived from a YouTube user's famed outburst following Britney's lackluster performance at the 2007 VMA's.
Sarah: 'OMG Susan, I can't believe you are wearing the same skirt as yesterday. Oh, and by the way, EVERYONE knows what you did with Kevin on the weekend. Plus you look a little fat, are you retaining water?'

Susan: 'LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!'
by Billy Chickenhole September 15, 2007
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The act of ejaculating on a woman's eyes, so she squints, making her eyes look like an asian's.
Yesterday my girl was talking to much, so gave her The Asian to make her shut up.
by Super Dope January 10, 2012
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