Summon 

"Calling something" it is now yours. You can summon anything funny. and you can something anything just all out embarrassing. Example: "Summon her being obsessed with Zoo Tycoon" see its just weird. A hard summon is just an even greater summon. Credit is given to IH for speading it around cincinnati. Summon is just all around fun to say. so start summoning the chess club or maybe just the average nerd.

Summon booty clap

Summon so hard makeout sesh in a mall. GRITTY AF

Summon by Theycallmemixed April 8, 2012

Summon 

In World of Warcraft, is when you call upon your allies to assist you in pwning evil beasties of all sorts.
In real life however, is when you seduce a person, with a come-hither expression and demeanor used to pull the person in so that you can hug, snog, whatever it is you do once you seduce someone.

WoW: "AAHHH! 10 Murlocks are upon me!" *summons reinforcements*

IRL (In Real Life): *bites lip, lowers eyes* "I'm summoning you... is it working?" *winks*

Summon by A Rebecca July 26, 2009

Summon 

Nah bitch, I can summon you

Hym "You're lucky I DIDN'T summon you. You think Jordan got it bad... You'd be working for Marvel explaining to your fans how REALLY Ironman was trans all along! The suit is just a metaphor for being trapped in a masculine body! Irontrans written by..."

Summon by Hym Iam January 19, 2024

summon a bus 

To light a cigarette while waiting for a bus at a bus stop. Derived from the belief in murphy's/sod's law, which states that a bus (on which smoking is not permitted) will always arrive shortly after a cigarette is lit.

(Man waiting for bus): "Ill just summon the bus.."

summon a bus by oracle March 7, 2005

summon your persona

Euphemism for suicide by gunshot to the temporal lobe, a reference to Persona 3.

"I have nothing left in this world." "So summon your persona already!"

summon your persona by Momir Vig April 30, 2008

summon a persona 

To commit suicide by a gunshot to the head. In reference to Persona 3, where the main characters use an Evoker (a gun-like device) to summon the titular Personas by pointing it at their head and firing, almost as if committing suicide.

“Yo, what the fuck happened? I heard John died.”

“Well, he tried to summon a Persona.”

summon a persona by Some Dude Behind a monitor July 17, 2018

summon the goblin 

When you’re having the banter with your mates and someone brings up that one guy you used to go to school with. Once he’s in the conversation there’s no shaking him. Eventually everyone else has to leave until only the goblin remains.

Euge: I just knew that Niall was about to Summon the Goblin last night.

Finn: Yeah, there was no room in the squad for him. Negative banter.

summon the goblin by Primaries101 November 17, 2022