Pizard

Usually, pizza is cut into triangles.

But sometimes, they’re cut into squares.

Each one of those squares is called a pizard.

“Jimmy, can I have a pizard, please?”
“John, can I have a pizard, please?”
“Jesse, can I have a pizard, please?”
“Jamie, can I have a pizard, please?”
“Jacob, can I have a pizard, please?”
“Jeremy, can I have a pizard, please?”
“Jitko, mužu si dát pizárd, prosím?”

Pizard by NotKoliso August 28, 2019

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pizard

A mythical half panda, half lizard.

Whoa, look at that huge honkin' pizard!

pizard by Mary M. Webster April 4, 2007

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Pizard

A piece of shit stuck to a furry dog's ass.

My dog needs a haircut, look at all the pizard on his ass.

Pizard by Chrono August 27, 2004

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picard

Out of the whole Star Trek series; He is the most wise, intellegent, and fair of all the Captains. He always listens to his senior officers' oppinions, and considers their information in his decisions. He is my ideal of an accomplished, and respectable man. His character is one of my role-models I live by.

No. 1 and Picard make a great team. The Enterprise has never had a better captain.

picard by ThE Sa-X July 22, 2006