pittance

The total amount paid in a Welfare Cheque.

by Anonymous August 19, 2003

bottomless pittance

Refers to just-minuscule reimbursements/favors here and there dat a chick allows you for your help, and without her even giving you any a** in da bargain.

I agree dat a girl's body is her own, but if she doesn't reimburse you adequately --- or at all --- for requested help and also refuses to spread her legs for you, then it does indeed seem like a "bottomless pittance" deal to me.

by QuacksO October 7, 2024

Pistance

The distance traversed by a stream of piss measured from the opening of the urethra to the spot at which the stream lands.

Typically men have a longer pistance than women.

by Chennessey March 15, 2016

pistance

How far away from the urnal that you can stand and still piss in the urnal.

Bro I got my pistance up to 6 feet today.

by D_professor October 31, 2015

pittangel

verb 1. To live with someone of the opposite sex in a state of suspended engagement; not to marry in an official ceremony in protest of the current state laws forbidding marriage between individuals of the same sex.

Yeah, my girlfriend and I have six kids. But we're not married. Nah, we're pittangelled. It's a beautiful thing, man.

Yes, my son is to be pittangelled to his long time girlfriend. Finally. We're so excited for the both of them!

Baby, will you pittangel me?

I always cry at pittangelings.

by Michael R. Thomas September 21, 2006