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bottomless pittance
Refers to just-minuscule reimbursements/favors here and there dat a chick allows you for your help, and without her even giving you any a** in da bargain.
I agree dat a girl's body is her own, but if she doesn't reimburse you adequately --- or at all --- for requested help and also refuses to spread her legs for you, then it does indeed seem like a "bottomless pittance" deal to me.
bottomless pittance by QuacksO October 7, 2024
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pittangel
verb 1. To live with someone of the opposite sex in a state of suspended engagement; not to marry in an official ceremony in protest of the current state laws forbidding marriage between individuals of the same sex.
Yeah, my girlfriend and I have six kids. But we're not married. Nah, we're pittangelled. It's a beautiful thing, man.
Yes, my son is to be pittangelled to his long time girlfriend. Finally. We're so excited for the both of them!
Baby, will you pittangel me?
I always cry at pittangelings.
Yes, my son is to be pittangelled to his long time girlfriend. Finally. We're so excited for the both of them!
Baby, will you pittangel me?
I always cry at pittangelings.
pittangel by Michael R. Thomas September 21, 2006
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026
Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026