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pittangel 

verb 1. To live with someone of the opposite sex in a state of suspended engagement; not to marry in an official ceremony in protest of the current state laws forbidding marriage between individuals of the same sex.
Yeah, my girlfriend and I have six kids. But we're not married. Nah, we're pittangelled. It's a beautiful thing, man.

Yes, my son is to be pittangelled to his long time girlfriend. Finally. We're so excited for the both of them!

Baby, will you pittangel me?

I always cry at pittangelings.
pittangel by Michael R. Thomas September 21, 2006
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pierangela 

One of the most awesome girls you'll ever meet. Caring sweet and a great sense of humor. Helluva body too.
Damn that girl pierangela in our math class is sexy. I'd beat.
pierangela by chocolate eruption February 3, 2010
a slight to major collection of sweat in the arm pit area
After Maggie took a 5 mile run she noticed some pittage on her shirt.
pittage by Penelope Madeline March 29, 2010
An area in which many pits, pock marks, craters, dents, or dimples are found.
Dude her butt was suffering froms evere pittage.
Pittage by sonofabird August 1, 2008

GABRIEL PETRANGELI 

Gabriel Petrangeli is a person who is usually of italian and serbian origin. he looks like a mole rat who just exited his burrow after digging in a black persons garden for 4 decades. His build is skinny and short and has chicken legs and probably will never come close to even benching 60 kg. Gabriel has a super hot mom who is litterally the hottest milf in the world and all his friends want to fuck the shit out off.
Person 1¨"hey did you see that fucker called gabriel petrangeli today?¨
Person 2 ¨yeah he walked past me this morning, i wanted to just slap his stupid ass face and chop his dick off like im jeffrey dahmer¨

pittance 

The total amount paid in a Welfare Cheque.
pittance by Anonymous August 19, 2003
A beloved ruler of little people.
The people of Eubekista followed their Pittenger blindly.
pittenger by King Santana July 9, 2017