Definitions by Chennessey

Joey 

v. trying to form a sexual relationship with the partner of a close friend or family member

n. a strategy used by desperate beta-males in an attempt to gain sexual satisfaction at the expense of a close personal relationship

Glen got hit in the face with a skateboard, because he tried pulling a Joey on Rodney!

Joey by Chennessey September 17, 2018

Pistance 

The distance traversed by a stream of piss measured from the opening of the urethra to the spot at which the stream lands.

Typically men have a longer pistance than women.

Pistance by Chennessey March 15, 2016