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n. pit-tony itailian armpit
"I have hairy stinky pitonies"
pitoni by Eat Bees July 28, 2008
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To revolt against government corruption through non-life-threatening destruction of government property by use of farm equipment.
That guy just crushed 7 cars with a huge tractor! He's part of the Pionism movement.

That dude just sprayed city hall with a shit spreader! Yeah, he's part of the Pionism movement too!
Pionism by The Vermonster August 11, 2012
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pitoni Pitonic Pionism pironies piton pitoris Patonia Patonic petoni Piconian
(Pronounced Pee-tohn) Any kind of button that you push. Could also be used to describe a small peg or knob.

Origin: New England French Canadian dialect.
Push that little piton to turn on the TV; the hockey game is on!
Piton by Mrberlinnh September 18, 2014
Worshiping an angry bearded bald man by drink green juice everyday
I have been part of the pionism religion since 9th grade.
Pionism by Shmiky shmakers September 19, 2017
The name of the man that is one every pedestrian trafic light.

have also been seen on toilet sign or construction sign
Hey man you can cross you have to wait for pitoli
pitoli by oliewr February 23, 2009

pitniney 

Old southern slang term, used to describe a poor/uneducated black woman with alot of kids.
As we drove down the dirt road, we passed an old pitniney walking with 5 kids behind her.
pitniney by Old Cracker September 15, 2010

Pitunity 

Pronounced: Pie -Tune -ity
Amalgamation of Pie and opportunity. Given the length of both words, a merge was necessary.
Eddy: Who's going for Pie Tomorrow?
Me: I'd never miss a pitunity
Pitunity by Sir Pialot May 31, 2018
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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