petoni

Petoni:
A figure of speech describing a homosexual man with a large desire in asian genitalia and a spontaneous interest in shaving one's legs.

Daniel: I like guys with shaved legs.
Luke: That's something a Petoni would say!

by Snapcraft February 26, 2018

Petoria

A small 4-bedroomed republic founded in 2001AD by Peter Griffin (fat alchoholic)

I visited Petoria and all I got was a lousy doorknob. PETORIAN DOORKNOBS,HALF PRICE!!

by Robness/Peterness/Brobness/Crazy Eggness December 12, 2003

petronize

When you pet your dog with your foot and the affection is not appreciated as genuine affection.

Your dog: Hey man, don't pet me with your foot; Don't just petronize me! I know it's not your hand. Give me the goods!

by PugLovers May 1, 2011

Petoria

Ancient Empire around the Rhode Island area. Founder names Peterious Griffith, where he was originally exiled from Poland in 1493 for crimes involving 3 chickens, a pair of sheers, and several bottles of air conditioner. Peterious died in 1534 from a fall on his knee. His men lived on until 1569 when Native Americans brought foreign diseases to them. Now President Peter Griffin rules the country under tyrannical rule.

Long live Petoria!

by The epitome of knowledge February 18, 2019

Peroni Nastro Azzurro

A Premium Lager made from Barely Malt, Italian Maize, and Hops.

Has an Alcohol content of 5.1% alc./vol.

Peroni Nastro Azzurro is brewed by Birra Peroni in Rome, Italy.

The name means "Blue Ribbon" in Italian, in honor of the Blue Riband won by Italian ocean liner SS Rex in 1933.

- Wikipedia

Frankie: Mike why do you drink Peroni Nastro Azzurro?

Mike: Because it tastes like a quality Lager, has little to no after taste, and smells like a dead Skunk.

Frankie: Ew! dead Skunk, how can that be appealing?

Mike: Well it's damn appealing if you love the smell of dead Skunk, and it just so happens that I do, so piss off and let me enjoy my delicious stinky beer!

by SushiGoblin January 27, 2013

pebonizzle

A white man who acts and thinks he is black...hes got the bling car and the hip hop goin on

u aint reet lark....that bling just makes u a pebonizzle

by gall June 10, 2004

petofile

A word that mentally deficient users have created, because they are unable to spell pedophile.

I'm retarded, so I think "petofile" is a word.

by YCSM July 19, 2007